You know you're a horse person when...
- Everytime you drive past a road construction sight you think what nice jumps the barricades would make.
- You say "whoa" to the dog.
- ...there are bits soaking in your bathroom sink.
- ...you can't make it to work because of bad weather, but somehow still make it to the barn.
You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food
you are unreasonably pleased to get a horse item, ANY horse item, as a gift. "They really cared!!!"
Every time you go to the stable, it takes 3 hours and you can't imagine where the time went.
after you just got stepped on, and a non-horse person asks you if you are alright, and you say "what"? not realizing what they are talking about.
You teach your little brother to skip by getting him to "canter", then "switch leads" until he's doing one-tempi flying changes (skipping!).
you count strides to the crack in the sidewalk, and then step over it |
