| Funny Things 2 |
| A Blond Joke A blond was tired of being teased because of her hair color so she decided to die her hair black. Later on that day, she was walking past a farm and had an idea. She went up to the farmer and said: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. "You have 133 sheep" said the bond. The farmer was very surprised: "Your right. You can go choose a sheep." The blond chose one, then returned. Then the farmer said: "If I can guess your hair color, can I have my dog back?" |
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| There was a bar that had a sign on it which read: no string aloud. Three strings came to the bar. The first string went in the bar and tried to order a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve strings." Next, the second string walked in and tried to order a drink. The bartender once again said,” We don't serve strings." The last string took a comb, combed himself so the top of him got all frayed. Then he tied himself in a knot and walked in the bar to order a drink. The bartender went up to him and said, “We don't serve strings! Can't you read the sign? The string replied "But I'm a frayed knot! |
| Here are some short funny facts and stories: -You know someone is uncoordinated when they trow a rock at the groud and miss. -You know someone is stupid when they starve to death from being locked in a grocery store. -You know someone is stupid when they call you to get your phone number. -Once there was a guy who was driving to the airport. He saw a sign which read: Airport Left, so he turned around and went home. |
| A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet." |
| -I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. |
| -The stop light on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" |
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