"There is True Art in Interpreting the World through the Minds of Imbeciles"
--Gomer the Greek, 2001 BC

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Grobius/ Fishe/ Dr Who

  • Grobius is an overeducated pedant with a pickled brain
  • Fishe is a dyslexic curmudgeon with incredible technical skills
  • Dr Who is a Time Lord who hasn't yet had time to visit us from Gallifrey
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