Communications to the Academy: Volunteer Your Brain

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"A pox upon't, ye cursed caitiff blatherskites!" We teach BUBONICS as a Second Language here at the Academy: We don't care what language you speak as long as you speak our language

Participate in the Great Experiment: Send Us Your Brain!

Name and Address Information

Name.....:

Street.....:

Care-of..:

City*: State: Postal (ZIP) code:
* This is rather important, as we are not accepting any entries from Salt Lake City, Cleveland, Glasgow, or Warsaw.

Country: Other:

(You may enter your Province in 'State' if you are from Canada; if your country is Bosnia, I'm afraid we can't fit in Herzegovina in that field, but you are welcome to visit the ACADEMY anyway. If your country is not on this list, select one nearest to you.)

Describe your qualifications below

E-mail....

(This is the preferred method of communication, since normal mail might take a few weeks. However, you obviously can't send your brain over the Internet. Click the radio button for a prospectus and other details in writing. Otherwise, if your brain is enclosed, be sure to click that button, and we also recommend packing it in ice and using Federal Express rather than UPS or the Post Office.)

Yes, I would like to receive documentation in the mail (ha, ha)
Yes, My Brain is enclosed **

** Did you remember to include return postage with your brain?

You can also call us at our 1-800 number: 123-4567

Send us E-mail for more information

[Our Snail Mail Address, in case you are uncomfortable sending things over the Internet, is: Polaris, c/o Mr. Claus, 1 Elvendale Rd., NPOLE (dot rudolf) No Zip]

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