Easy terms, no money, only a portion of your soul. We guarantee that anybody who enters the Web Site we write for you will be permanently ensnared. Our web-spinning specialists have hundreds of years of experience in this art (well before there was an Internet). We do custom-designed web snares for people with a statement to make, especially if it is along the lines: "I'm right and everybody else is wrong." Customers of our advanced plans will be provided with one month's luxury accommodation at our Company Headquarters in Hyperborea.

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