About the author...


is this decaf?!?!

eugene "geno" bisconte, ("gene" to his friends, "huey" to his aunt olga, and "peter, i mean eugene" to his parents) was born in the small new jersey farming town, vineland. he currently resides in brooklyn, new york with his cat, babbit, (not to be confused with his close friend, Bomba, both of whom, he swears, he has never slept with.) his mother, jennie, was a teacher and his father, angelo, a farmer (as well as a bayman). in addition to the U.S., his travels include europe, canada, and tijuana...all the time being stalked by sarah mclachlan. he has one brother, peter ("eugene, i mean peter" to his parents), a very intelligent young man with treatable bowel disorder. he credits his main influences to the incredible people who were his parents but also is touched by the passion in the  works of singer jonatha brooke, author albert camus and painter vincent van gogh not to mention the many people he's lucky enough to see and talk with every day . while his true passion is making people smile, he continues his search for the optimal drink combining all the goodness that both V.O. and coffee have to offer, (as of printing, this is elixir is still in the formative stages, but on any given day dozens of lab rats can be seen briskly staggering around his apartment). when asked as a child by his mother what he wanted to be when he grew up he would always respond ..."happy". well, he is.

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