Please enjoy the pages to come, as much as I have enjoyed the dogs you will meet. All mine, and all beloved. The greatest there is, The Great Dane.

On this page, I have the honor of including The Dane Ring. Enjoy your journey. You will laugh and need tissues for the tears. Come back, for I keep adding pages. And now let's begin your visit to the Coleman Danes, but first......
 

* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
* "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
* The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
* I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.
* I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet
* I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
* I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my people will think I am dying.
* I will not roll on dead sea gulls, fish, crabs, etc.
* I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.
* I will not throw up in the car.
* I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
* We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
* I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
*I will not carry empty plastic liquor bottles thought he house in my teeth when company is over.
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
 

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