Hospital Spelling and Grammar Errors
Yup. Spelling and grammar is important. Here are some
spelling and grammar errors found on hospital charts....
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. (Yes, this passed the
censors)
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the
pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
1989 when she got a divorce.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of gas and crashed.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who
is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los
Angeles.
She is numb from her toes down.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
stockbroker instead.
The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children