Goodbye ‘96,
HELLO ‘97!
This year has gone by so fast. It feels like just yesterday I was at a great new years party for 96. Actually that is the only day I can remember of 96. After I fell and hit my head on the chandelier, I was put in a coma. I never did resolve my new years resolution. I only have a couple days to lose that 50 pounds, renovate my house, take the dog to get a hair cut, feed the cat, paint the house, paint the garage, paint the shed, paint the car, remember to pay back my loans, learn how to skydive, learn how to cook, and actually study for my tests. With all those in mind I should start thinking about my ‘97 resolutions. I know what to do. I will make a resoloution to remeber to do my ‘96 resolutions. That was not hard at all. Since the year is almost over I think we should have a short year in review section . First of all my neighbor moved in and killed our pets then ate them. I went to get new pets but the pet store was closed down. I found out the night before some crazy person broke in and ate all the animals.
New Years eve is a time to get drunk!
That is it. Oh, and hitting your head
on chandeliers.
I decided to get some pets from the pet shelter. Surprisingly someone broke in there and ate all the animals too. Day later my neighbors invited me over for supper. I was curious so I said yes. Day later decided to have my neighbors arrested. The police men never came out of the house. I think they were eaten. I decided to build a fence. After the fence was built a herd of wild mice migrated into my yard. If only I could get rid of them. Day later I invited my neighbors over for supper. They went into my backyard and I watched TV. Neighbors said thanks and went on to start eating my gold fish. There was a fight between my neighbors and my parents' cat. My neighbors ate the cat. I kicked them out of my house. Next day my neighbors moved south to follow the birds. Do not ask me why. New neighbors moved in that afternoon. They went on to eat my fence. Well that is my year in review. Next year I will put a large brick fence up with motion sensor perimter guard cannons. This security system will stop my neighbors from laying their dirty hands on my pets or yard decorations. I just saw such a system for sale down at Wal-Mart. My last security system was bought at Zellers. Where the lowest price is the law. Everyday. TM Well actually I think that little store on first street has
some pretty low prices. They sell stereos for 10 bucks each. As the "guy" says, "They are a real HOT item." I think they should advertise. I had a stereo stolen and I found one exactly like it at the store. It even had my initials on it. It even had the same serial number. I bought it for 20 bucks, since it was already customized to me. Funny thing though, those nice men running the store had to leave the country. Something about losing their supply for the Fuzz and being hunted down like dogs. They said their contact would meet them in the rain forest in Brazil. That was all I could comprehend. They were using all this technical lingo. Back to the new year thing. Do not dance on table tops with pants over your eyes. Even though your friends say it is good idea. The table legs may be infested with termites. The leg may break and you will fly and hit your head on a chandelier. Not like I know this from experience or something. Until next time this is X.