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SPOILERS WARNING!!! Contains information about things that have yet to take place in my stories!
Disclaimer: I don’t own biker mice. I do own Hayden. Yada..yadda..you know the drill.
Rated R for implied sexual and adult behavior. The characters in this are adults if you can’t handle that don’t read this.
Author’s Note: This is a straight dialogue piece. I got the idea from a Swat Kats fic for this style and decide to try my hand at it. Please tell me what you think. If its confusing, boring, or if you just don’t see the point please tell me. You can also tell me how much you love it, but I’ll take what I can get. This takes place some time after Wild Thing.
“I’m telling you they try to eat me in my sleep!”
“Rimy, my cats do not try to eat you!”
“They do to Haydy.”
“One: You know I hate you calling me that. Two: they only things those cats will eat are canned cat food and table scraps.”
“Then apparently they think I’m table scraps.”
“I’m not going to listen to this.”
“I swear one day you’ll wake up and there’ll only be bits and pieces of me left!”
“Now that’s just gross!”
“But its true! And you’ll be sorry you didn’t listen to me.”
“Yeah, because if you die, I have to find a new boyfriend. And you have no idea how hard that is.”
“Your telling me you wouldn’t pine for me and mourn my passing?”
*giggle* “Yeah I would. For about 5 seconds. That new intern at the station is really cute.”
“Is that right?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Well see about that!”
“Oh no..don’t you dare..ah! He-he--haaa---”
“Say uncle!”
“Haa--hheee-HAHE--NE-hee-NEVER--ha--ha--”
“Come on say it--say it--”
“hee--he-ha--ha--ha-hehe--no--he--ha--you--ha--fight--HA--he--dirty--hahe--Martian..”
“When did I say I fight fair! Surrender earth girl! Resistance is futile!”
“he--he--ha--he-ha--get off my chest-ha--ha--I’ll--heha--never surrender-ha--hahe--”
“So you won’t talk will you!? I’ll just have to change mood of persuasion.”
“hee--heha--Rimy what are doin--oh--OH!!”
“I told you resistance was futile.”
“mmmm...oh...mm...I surrender....oh..”
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“hmm...I love you Rimfire. Love you so much it hurts.”
“I’m glad. I’d hate to love you as much as I do and you not love me back.”
“You know, if someone had told me I’d be this happy last year, I would have called them crazy.”
“Its the sex talking.”
“Now what would your Uncle say if he heard you talking to lady that way?”
“hmm...right on?”
*laughs* “Are we talking about the same mouse?”
“I think so.”
“Just checking.”
“As my gray-furred Grandma would say..”
*groan* “Don’t you dare quote your grandmother while your in bed with me!”
“Why ever not?”
*sigh* “What am I going to do with you?”
“I had a list. But I left it in my other pants.”
“Rimfire, your not wearing any pants.”
“I know.”
“Men.”
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“AGH! Hayden! Your damn cats are trying to eat me!”
“Oh, come on!”
“I’m serious! They’re trying to tenderize my antenna!” They keep this up--in a few weeks, I’ll be hamburger.”
*pitful sigh* “oh please.”
“Look! One of the cats just liked its lips!”
“Cats don’t have lips! Now stop it. My cats like you!”
“Yeah. Like me is right. For dinner.”
“Izzy come here, kitty.”
“Hayden, I’m warning you don’t bring that thing--aww--”
“Come on just pet her.”
“I’m not petting the damn cat!”
“Rimfire!”
“No--I will not pet the--”
“Now come on is this so bad?”
“--cat--you don’t listen to me do you?”
“Just pet her, Rimy.”
*grumbles* “The things I do for you.”
“You see, she doesn’t bite.”
“Just wait she’ll---hey what’s she doing?”
“Purring. That means she’s happy. She likes you Rimy.”
“Great just great.”
“Aww..come on Rimy.”
“Okay, okay...I guess she’s okay for a cat. And she does seem to like me.”
“You just have a way with female earth creatures.”
“There is only one female earth creature here I want to have a way with. And it isn’t your cat.”
“Now is that right, Mr. Mouse?”
“Let me make you purr babe.”
“Izzy get lost, kit.”
“Was that yes?”
“No. This is..”
“hmm..oh god Haydies...baby..”
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“God, I’m going to miss you, darling.”
“What your going to miss is the sex.”
“That too. But Hayden seriously; you know I have to go back to Mars soon.”
“I--I know--please lets not talk about it now...”
“But Hayd--”
“Please Rimfire; please lets just pretend we’re just a ordinary couple. Lets just pretend, we met like normal people do. That there are no pultakians and that I don’t have to be scared that one day you won’t come back...” *breath hitchs*
“Shu--baby--”
“Please--just for tonight--just for tonight....”
“Anything for you, Hayden, anything.”
“Call me Haydy..” *sob*
“Shu--shu--”
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“I’m sorry.”
“Whatcha sorry for?”
“For crying on your last night here.”
“S’okay, darlin’. I wish I didn’t have to leave...”
“But you have to Rimfire. And we both know it.”
“I know.” *sigh* “I know.”
“It’s only for two months though. Not like its forever. And they need you up there. You remember what Carbine said every mouse counts.”
“Now who’s convincing whom? But your right, it is only two months.”
“And you will write me.”
“Was that an order?”
“Yes it was. Every day if possible!!”
“Yes, SIR! Should I salute you?”
“Rimy, I worry too! Just because I’m a fighter too, doesn’t mean I don’t lie awake wondering if your dead or dying some where!”
“And you don’t think I worry? You’re fighting Brie alone for the most part! Something could happen to you I wouldn’t know!”
*laughing* “A fine mess we are.”
“What’s so funny?”
“Look at us! We’re spending our last night together for awhile fighting over who worries more!”
*laughs* “I love you Hayden.”
“Come over here and tell me that.”
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“OW!!!!”
“Rimfire!? What wrong?”
“One of your damn cats just bit my tail!”
*sniker* “Oh poor baby.”
“Are you laughing at me?”
“he-No-he-he-what ever-ha-gave you-he-that idea-he?”
“I’ll teach you to laugh at me.”
“Gotta catch me first.”
“Come over here.”
“Nope. I told you Rimy. You gotta catch me.”
“Okay, if that’s what you want.”
“Hey! No fair using your tail!!”
“Gottcha!”
“oh..ohhh.....mmm..no I’ve got you!”
“mmm....Truce..ahh...”
“ohh....hmm...lets negotiate first...mmmmm...”
Then end.
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