THIS SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

As the first rush of actually having my web page at all begins to fade, I realize that I must eventually put something interesting up in my own little virtual habitat. But what? Well, the only thing I've got so far is what I've got running around in this rather large melon-shaped object I like to keep just on top of my neck (anywhere else is pretty inconvenient). If you find that terribly dull, there's always the links at the bottom. Have fun, happy children of the forest!

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