Dear Mr. Clinton, My name is Anja M. Gallandro. I've been studying at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Academy here on Yavin IV. We spend all our time thinking at rocks, can you imagine how boring that is? Just thinking at rocks. Anyway, I'm looking for more interesting education options, could you contact me if you have any openings for interns at the White House. Thanks, Miss. Anja M. Gallandro Hey there, Anja, it's Bill. As ya know Ay think a' young people should have the opportunity to attend an Academy, if you'd like ta send me your resume, Ay'll be real happy ta look it over. Love, Bill P.S. Why don' ya send a pic'sure? ;} Dear Bill, Here is my resume: Miss. Anja Monica Gallandro Grand Temple Apt. 56 Yavin IV, New Republic Education: On the street and thinking at rocks at the Jedi Academy Job Experience: None! (This is a good thing) Personal Qualities: Very attractive and Outgoing Achievements and Awards: Voted most appealing female at the Jedi Academy (I think this is NOT a fact because I did not hear about any such pole.) References: Jacen Solo and Zekk Love, Anja (I could not use the picture she included due to its indecency.)
Miss. Anja Monica Gallandro Grand Temple Apt. 56 Yavin IV, New Republic Education: On the street and thinking at rocks at the Jedi Academy Job Experience: None! (This is a good thing) Personal Qualities: Very attractive and Outgoing Achievements and Awards: Voted most appealing female at the Jedi Academy (I think this is NOT a fact because I did not hear about any such pole.) References: Jacen Solo and Zekk