Songs of the


Piranha Beatles

The Piranha Beatles is a band from the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV. (Though most of the members are from Coruscant.) If you'd like to write some songs for them, just send 'em here.

The Piranha Beatles include: Zekk, Raynar Thul, Jacen Solo and Anakin Solo.

Yavin Man
(Beatles: "Nowhere Man")

He's a real Yavin Man,
Sitting in his Yavin Land,
Making all his Jedi plans
for nobody.

Has too many points of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like all the Jedi?
Yavin Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missin',
Yavin Man, the stars are at your command.

He's as wise as he can be,
Yet sees just what he wants to see,
Yavin Man can you see me at all?
Has too many points of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like all the Jedi?

Yavin Man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Though it could be bliss
Don't go you off and join the darkness.

He's a real Yavin Man,
Sitting in his Yavin Land,
Making all his Jedi plans
for nobody.

Yoda
(as sung by Weird Al Yankovic)

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda.
S O D A, soda,

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y O D A, yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a muppet
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

I'm not really dumb, but I don't understand
how he can lift he me in the air
just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
and I never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan said "You stay the course,
You go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, remeber if you kill him then
you'll be unemployed!"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey!

The Long-term contract I had to sign
said I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
(continue to fade........)

Yellow Gas Giant
(Beatles: "Yellow Submarine")

On Tatooine where Luke was born,
There lived a man,
Who was a knight,
And he told Luke of his life,
In the land of Jedi Knights,
So they flew into the stars,
Till' they found a asteroid field,
And Luke founded an academy,
Under a yellow gas giant.

We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant.

And my friends are all Jedi,
Many more of them live near by,
And the Force begins to flow,
(a band plays a short song)

We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant.

And we live a life of ease,
The Force, for us,
Is all we need,
Sky of mist (echo) Sky of mist
And trees of green (echo) Trees of green
Under our yellow (echo) Under our yellow
Gas giant (echo) Gas Giant!

We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
We all live und'r a yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant,
A yellow gas giant.



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