Some quotes from Jenny:


Jenny decided to start compiling a list of various quotes by people and sprung this fact on me cunningly after I'd made a slight slip of the tongue myself. Being a fair man I intend to maintain balance by giving her her own quotes page too:

From her first year:

  1. "Excuse me while I just put my skirt back on." - In a public place too!
  2. "Its very hard to sing when you're on your back."
  3. "Its *so* big!" - And it keeps her neck warm too.
  4. "We'd both have to do it at the same time."
  5. "Did you want more?" - As if we could ever have enough of you, Ms B.
  6. "I'm just desperate!" - Desperate for what we're not sure but..
  7. "I was going to dip it in something else in a minute" - Good job you put it away then.
  8. "Mine are in a completely different league to everyone elses" - Absolutely, no-one competes with Jenny. (Umm, what was it we were refering to?)
  9. "I look lovely on the floor" - *smiles sweetly* You look lovely everywhere my dear but especially on the flo.. *coughs*
  10. "You're over using it - you're going to wear it out before ... oh bugger" - Getting that dreadful sense it's already too late..
  11. "If it's not stuck now it soon will be" - Run away! Run away!

Present Day Quotes:
None as of yet, but I'm sure she'll slip up soon and I can revive this noble tradition of quoting her...

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