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| No piccy yet | Linda: Archeology graduate, Manchester. | A hard working soul who I used to torment mercylessly during Economics lessons. Linda has also joined me in failing to escape the terrible gravity of Worcester, even going so far as to try to buy a house around here... |
| No piccy yet | Charlie: Stats graduate, Leeds |
A rather cheerful young lady most of the time, except, of course, just before coursework deadlines... Her love of hard work and devotion to Mathematics is of course why she has opted to spend another year of her life facing yet more hard exams. Should Tom decide to read this then... Give her back her damn Dragonlance books!! ;) |
| No piccy yet | Jamie: |
Currently working in a spectacles shop Jamie is my fellow magical cohort and somehow manages to find ways to construct props out of junk he found in someones back yard. Plus he plays in most of my RPG's. And he's mad. And knows far, far too much about werewolves. |
| No piccy yet | Iain: Accountancy graduate, Cardiff | Most likely to say:(to me during a maths lesson) So what is a third order, non-linear, homogenous partial differential equation and what do I do with it? |
 | Chris (aka James, Jimbo or Chalky): Architectural Studies graduate, Nottingham |
A fellow goth and past Economics classmate. He may look nothing like this anymore, but then he hasn't returned to our lovely city in a couple of years for me to check. He will no doubt accuse me of being very cynical when he reads this. He usually does. |
 | 'Big' Steve: Maths Graduate |
Such a small space as here can not describe the entity that is BIG Steve. It is sufficient to say though that in the room filled with Bond look-a-likes, he was the Dr Evil. |
| No piccy yet | Jude: Jude's Quotes German/Business graduate |
She's an Arts student, need I say more? Oh and she was 'the girl next door'. But not literally any more since we've both graduated now. She's not even in the same area of the country. Possibly not even the same country if you count Wales as a seperate place. |
| No piccy yet | Alistair: Website (pending) Physics Graduate (just) |
Habits include playing very loud music, downloading vast amounts of rubbish off the web and playing arcade machines involving big plastic guns. Claimed he might do some work sometime (ever). Al is also quick to point out that his knowledge of how to build explosives out of common household items did not come from the internet and was actually easily deduced from his Physics lectures. This news just in: Al is now working in the pensions industry. |
| No piccy yet | Helen: 'Now-very-ex-undergraduate' |
One of the non rent-paying residents of our house in years gone by and a demi-goddess of unsurpassed beauty and wit, Helen has better things to do than download rubbish off the Net and owns no big plastic guns. I would give you some updated news but I have no idea what's she's doing with her life. Care to update me Helen? |
 | Nikki: Statistics graduate |
When I can walk up a hill faster than she can cycle you know something strange is going on. But of course nothing strange went on in Nikki's house. It was all very normal. Or so they tell me. I wasn't there *that* much. Was I? |
 | Laura: Law graduate |
I must admit I don't actually see that much of Laura these days but seeing as I have this embaressing photo of her she's staying on here. |
 | Piers: Accounting and Finance Graduate |
A vast, towering, titan of a man is Piers. Let it also be known that, no, his hair is not blonde it is but a trick of the light. Despite trying to escape the pull of Coventry for a year or two Piers has now returned and settled there. Domestic bliss was no doubt follow we hope. |
 | Jenny: Jenny's Quotes Mathematics Graduate |
"Don't touch the hair!!" Except that of course touching the hair is now slightly more permissible. What should I say about young Jenny? Or more aptly, what can I say about young Jenny that won't get me in to trouble? Not a lot I fear is the answer to that. Her secrets are mine to keep. And she's quite sweet really. ;) |
 | John: John's Webpage(but not beyond) Mathematics UG (for a short while longer) |
Note the wide, slightly deranged smile. Note the wild beard and the extended hands. Note especially the waistcoat. This is a Mac user. This is what happens when you don't use Windows. |
 | Shelley Shelley's Quotes Quintessential Arts student. | After spending all together too much of her first year with Shelley I feel much better placed to comment on the contents of her psyche. Its very odd. However I won't go in to details in order to protect the innocent (i.e. me) Blow-up sheep, mice, gnomes, hair dying, sleeping, Tescos squeaky doors, smoking dogs, top hats and sharp saws. I know all these words and more! And I still have all the photos to prove it... *evil laugh* |
 | Robin Aging Comp Sci Graduate | Another member of the fabled Gingese, Robin has been around the Uni even longer than I have. Which is to say far too long obviously. Prone to random grins and an ex-light weight drinker. Has a collection of mp3s so vast it spans continents. Also bear in mind: Robin's parties are great places to meet women. Or possibly places to meet great women. I forget which. |
 | Charlie Qualified in something terribly arty |
I could remind you all of the anecdote involving Charlie, the sink and the saw. But you all know it. And if you don't I'm not sure I want to explain... |
| No piccy yet | Zoe Stats Graduate | Nikki's housemate (and landlady!) so she got to look forward to my regular visits just as much. Sadly she has escaped to another city now so no more random chats all night. Obviously my favourite lady from that house. Or so Nikki would have you believe. :p |
| No piccy yet | Rebecca: (aka Gothicwoman) |
Another lovely young lady who I bumped in to late at night (by my time) while in a chat room. She's a published poet no less, darned clever and still very modest about it all. |
 | Jessica: |
A fine (and plenty brave enough) young lady who once again was met whilest chatting. |
 | Cassandra: |
Yet one more woman encountered in the chat rooms. And she also is an brave assistant. Disappeared a while. Who knows where she went to... |
| No piccy yet | Kate: |
A young lass who just emailed me out of the blue one day after finding this here page (so some of you must be reading it..) Features to note: attraction to using excessive punctation and being cut in to pieces. News and updates: Kate is growing up and settling down she tells me. Another one of you people who's engaged... *sigh* |
 | Louise: |
Another long standing pen friend, Louise is a nice young lady even if she is another Arts student... Louise is another one who's disappeared to parts unknown. If anyone sees her (she sometimes goes by the alias of 'legendary Minx girl') pass on my best wishes. |
 | Mandarin History UG. | The latest addition to my range of ladies met over the Net, Mandarin is currently back in this country but so busy at University with her finals she shouldn't have time to visit and read this. So I'm still quite safe to say what I like about her. Especially as I warned her everyone got something vaguely Sarky directed at them. Mandarin is a lovely fluffy person filled with love and the milk of human kindness. |
| No piccy yet | Mindie |
A highly sane and sensible person considering she has an alter-ego who is a clown. I would show you pictures of this other side to young Mindie but I think she'd kill me. |
| No piccy yet | Elaine |
A belly-dancing, ferret-keeping, football-loving goth. That's about as close to summing up Elaine in one line as I can get. Hopefully I'll find out more when we actually meet and give you all a better representation. |
| No piccy yet | Sharon |
One of the penfriends who has put up with me for the longest, Sharon also rivals me for myriad bizarre hobbies (some of which I introduced her to of course...) Plus she keeps rats. |
 | Simona |
A funky young lady from Denmark, Simona ponders whether she should make her lifes work caring for sick people or looking after children. Really. She's all heart. Apart from the bits that are arms and legs and the head of course. |
 | Niabi |
Niabi (whose name I hope I've spelt right after getting it wrong so many times the last time she appeared on this site) is/was a professional knife-throwers assistant for a time. So obviously she has no fear of my razor sharp wit. ;) |
 | Lorraine: Criminology Graduate |
Lorraine is actually one of Jude's friends from home, although I have actually met her twice. She has the dubious distinction of being one of the few people I can't think of anything Sarky to say about. Not that it matters as she is highly unlikely to ever read this, despite claiming she will on numerous occasions. |