Some quotes from Jude:

1. "Give me some caffine and I can keep going until 4 in the morning."
   
2. "Don't put it up there, it's all slimey" (In this instance she was refering to a leek if that makes things any better...)
   
3. "Can I do you first Steve?" (See how popular I am??!!)
   "I'll do you next..."
   "When I get back I'll do Soph."
   
4. "I'm more of a night before girl myself" (Better than a morning after girl one supposes...)
   
5. "Are you ready boys?"
   
6. On being asked if we'd go out to the Union for her birthday: "No, we'll stay at home where I can get it for free."
   
7. "...I had various people rubbing different parts of my body.." No, no, with suntan lotion, it was all innocent.
   
8. "So how much head *should* you give?" A technical beer pouring question.
   
9. "They may be old but they're still sexy; just feel them.."
   
10. "So do you want to or not boys?" We're still undecided, get back to us later.
    
11. "Take it off, you whores!"
    
12. "Sometimes a little bit of rubber can be very important." Yes, maybe, but not when said bit of rubber has just been found on the floor.
    
13. "If I turn this way will you give me one?" Umm, you do mean a back rub, yes?
    
14. "There's my knickers! I was wondering where they'd got to." *sigh* How many times has you said that in the last week alone...

Things Jude has promised me in exchange for running her errands -