Emancipation Riffs


Once again, Thanks.


"Hey...you're right. Even from here you can't tell that you dyed it..."


"I do NOT have a big nose..."


"Uh...Captain Carter...we're uh...we're supposed to make beef stew. But...uh...that's not beef."


"What do you MEAN the Costume Depot. doesn't like me better than you?"


And suddenly the men all found themselves face to face with ORB OF ULTIMATE DOOM!!!!!!!


"Yes, that's right folks. If you order the Mongul Ginsu Knife now you'll get the Patented Mongul Ginsu Kinfe Leather Case ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!"


"...raised in the woods so's he knew every tree...killed 'im a b'ar...when he was only three...Davy...Davy Crocket. King of the wild frontier...one more time now! Born on a moutain top in Tenesse..."


"What is a Jerry Springer? "Don't answer that one Daniel. For the love of God...don't answer that..."