Subtext: Yes, but not too much...
This is a little 'thing' that I came up with in the span of 5 minutes as I was walking out the door saying goodbye to my girl. Since I really didn't feel like leaving, I was procrastinating and looked at the Xena calendar by the door. If anyone has this year's Xena calendar, take a look at these and this will make more sense. For those of you that don't have it..... go steal your friend's.
Comments would be greatly appreciated.
8/14
Xena was looking forward to meeting with the bard as she walked down the road when she came upon a dark haired woman. "By the gods, you are beautiful!" She yelled, startled when she took a closer look. "You look like me.! No wonder you're so beautiful!"
The other woman's eyes grew wide at the exclamation. She started to fan herself as if she were about to faint. "W..why do you look like me! Like when I still haven't combed my hair?" She added. Is this another assassination attempt?" The princess said,looking confused.
"Don't tell me no one's ever told you you were gorgeous." The warrior said seductively. She moved in very close and snaked an arm around the woman's waist. "What's your name?" She purred as she proceeded to kiss the woman's neck.
"Uh,.... uh.... Diana." She stammered. Wondering why this woman's lips were making her knees so weak.
"Well, Diana, it seems you are going to find out one of my many skills." Xena grabbed onto a luscious set of breasts. Diana moaned.
"What are you doing to me?" She whimpered, feeling her nipples respond to the rough hands.
Xena's answer was to kiss her passionately, her tongue demanding and commanding. Diana soon forgot all of her ladylike manners as she begged for release.
"Xena! Gods, I can't believe I almost knocked you down. Aren't you usually more careful?" 'Among other things.' She thought to herself,
noting Xena's disheveled and dazed look.
"You know Xena!" The woman suddenly came alive, eyes getting brighter and a glow coming to her face.
"What is going on? Did you hit your head? Of course I know you. And what happened to your clothes?" Gabrielle reached to touch Xena's forehead to check if the warrior
was sick starting to get a little worried.
"Are you Gabrielle?" Diana asked, pleasure rippling through her body as she remembered everything the warrior had
done to her body the day before, that velvet tongue, those talented hands....
Gabrielle started to get uneasy at the flushed look the taller woman was getting. Was that lust she suddenly saw in the woman's eyes? "Yes I am, are you looking for
Xena?" She asked, not sure she wanted to know the answer. She suddenly found herself lying down, straddled, and passionately kissed by the
woman. "What are you doing?" She weakly protested, as the feel of the woman's soft lips on her neck were making her
forget herself. "Who are you?" Gabrielle gasped.
Diana didn't bother with names. She never answered Gabrielle. All she could think was that sex with Xena had been
the best she'd ever had and sex with Xena's lover was bound to be just as good.
Gabrielle forgot her questions and just let the beautiful woman that looked like Xena take over her body.
Meg started to protested, to let the woman know she wasn't this 'Diana', but then she thought better of it. She could be 'Diana' as long as it meant some dinars in her pocket.
Gabrielle kissed her passionately, trying to re-create the beautiful love they had made the day before.
"Xena! What brings you to these parts. Are you looking for a mighty warrior to you help you out?" Joxer said as he inflated his chest.
Meg just grabbed him and secured him in a lip lock.
Joxer stumbled back and looked around, looking nervous. "Wh... Where's Gabrielle?" Not sure what was going on but determined to be manly about it.
"Shut up, I need a man, nooow." She grabbed him again and refused to let him go for a long time.
Diana felt herself thrown on the forest floor and quickly smothered in kisses.
Her memories of Xena had been somewhat tarnished by her less than perfect experience with Gabrielle. How did Xena put up with her? Desperate to forget, she willingly gave herself to
Joxer, thinking that what she needed in order to forget, was to be with a real man.
Meg let herself get tackled and kissed.
She felt thoroughly disgusting from her last experience with that clanking Joxer guy. He barely qualified to be called a man and she was now ready for another woman. Besides, anyone that looked like herself couldn't be that bad in the sack, right, she hoped? Then, the tramp forgot to think and she moaned as she felt tiny bites on her neck. 'Oh yes, definitely better.' Was her last thought. She let herself get lost in the pleasurable sensations.
Xena saw someone that looked like her running towards her. A wicked smile formed. That Diana had been
pretty feisty in bed once she had gotten over her initial fear. She looked up to check the position of the sun. Hmm, I
could definitely stop for a tumble. She looked back down just in time to catch the woman as she jumped into her arms and began to kiss her with complete abandon. Xena didn't waste anytime in pressing the woman up against a tree, kissing and touching all over. She smiled as Meg wrapped her legs her, urgently thrusting against her. Xena was happy to lose herself in passion.
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8/15
Gabrielle was happily walking along the country road, glad that she was finally going to meet up again with the warrior. She was looking
forward to telling Xena everything she had accomplished while they were apart. She was so into her thoughts though, she didn't
see the woman in front of her until she practically ran right into her.
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8/16
Gabrielle was feeling mighty good as she ambled along on the road. She couldn't wait to write down what had
happened to her the day before. Diana had been a wonderful lover! She got to the tavern where she was going to meet Xena.
As soon as she turned around and saw the scantily clad woman, she whooped. "Diana! Gods, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you!" She ran and jumped up, wrapping her legs around the woman's waist.
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8/17
Meg had thought she could handle sex with the fair haired maniac from the day before, but the truth was, she hadn't
liked it at all and was now craving a man. Feeling out of sorts and disturbed, she ran into a cute funny looking guy.
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8/18
Joxer walked in a haze. He couldn't believe Xena had the hots for him. He didn't want to break her heart, but he felt he
should tell her that he could only love Gabrielle. He was deep into his thoughts when he saw Xena
again. However, as soon as he saw the gorgeous woman, he forgot to tell her about his one true love. All he could think about was making love to the woman again. "Xena!" He screamed and ran to the woman, knocking her down trying to ravish her blindly.
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8/19
Diana now walked with a completely disgusted look on her face. Joxer had been much worse than Gabrielle. Uh! She couldn't wait
to get back to the castle to wash away yesterday's experience. However, up ahead she saw Xena. 'Yes!' Now there's a
woman who knows what she's doing. She started running towards the dark haired woman, visions of passionate sex
consuming her mind. She tackled the woman to the ground, and started kissing her passionately.
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8/20
Meg walked around in a pleasant fog. Diana, as she pleasantly found out, had been a much much better lover. She suddenly looked up at the sound of a horse. When she saw the sight of the blue eyed beauty, she started running,
hoping to add more beautiful memories to yesterday's rendezvous.
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8/21
The next morning, Xena gathered all her look alikes and Gabrielle and tried to convince them how good it would be if they all got together all at once.
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