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MY NAME IS (M. Mathers/Dr. Dre) * this is the UNEDITED album version; MTV's video is different* (Scratches) CHORUS: Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... My name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... My name is... Slim Shady (2x) Ahem...excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second... Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "Then why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else Coz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off CHORUS: Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... My name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... My name is... Slim Shady (2x) My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians In a space ship while they're screamin' at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' CHORUS: Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... My name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... My name is... Slim Shady (2x) Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide, I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere.) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had CHORUS: Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... My name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... My name is... Slim Shady (2x) [Top]
GUILTY CONSCIENCE (M. Mathers/Dr. Dre) [static and then announcer] Meet Eddy. 23 years old Fed up with life, and the way things are going He decides to rob a liquor store, but on his way in, He has a sudden change of heart, and his conscience comes into play. D: Alright stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liqour store and get money out The drawer, you better think of the consequences. (oh who are you?) I'm ya mothafuckin' conscience. E: That's nonsense. go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your anties cribs. And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade D: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns E: Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit!? Are you that rich!? Why do you give a fuck if she dies!? Are you that bitch!? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids!? D: Man, don't do it, it's not worth to risk it! (you're right!) Not over this shit! (stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to slim, yo' He's bad for you E: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude (break/static then announcer) "It's alright, c'mon just come in here for a minute" "Look baby.." "Damn!" (Announer) Meet Stan. 21 years old After meeting a young girl at a rave party Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom Once again, his conscience comes into play E: Now listen to me While you kissin' her cheek, and smearin' her lipstick I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do nibble on this bitch's ear lobe D: Yo! this girl is only fifteen years old. You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair! E: Yo', look at a bush Does it got hair? Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Till she passes out and forgot how she got there D: Man, ain't you ever see that one movie "Kids"? E: No, but I've seen the porno with SunDoobiest! D: Shit, you wanna get sent hard off to jail E: Man, fuck that. Hit that shit raw dawg and bail. (break/static/announcer) -sound of car keys and car door slamming shut- Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work He walks in the door of his trailer park home, To find his wife in bed with another man. -"WHAT THE FUCK!!??"- -"Grady!!"- D: Alright, calm down start breathin'! E: Fuck that shit! You just caught your bitch cheatin'! While you at work , she's with some dude tryin' to get off!!?? Fuck slittin' her throat, CUT THIS BITCHE'S HEAD OFF!!! D: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? E: What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick!? D: Alright shady! Maybe he's right. Grady but think anbout the baby before you get all crazy. E: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her!? That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard. You gonna take advice from some one who slapped Dee Barnes!!? D&E: D: What you say? E: What's wrong? didn't think I would remember? D: I'm gonna kill you mothafucka! E: Ahh ahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight out of Compton , ya'll better make way! How the fuck am I gonna tell this man to be violent!? D: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went. Been there, done that.. aw, fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady! Where's your gun at? (gun shot two times) [Top]
BRAIN DAMAGE (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) [Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem] These are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!" A kid who refused to respect adults Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose A corny lookin' white boy, scrawny and always ornery Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me And I might snap, one day just like that I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack (Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said, "It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" I looked at my watch it was one twenty "I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?" He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works" I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst! Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!" [N] "What's the matter?" [E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" [N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?" [E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!" [N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework." [E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" [N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him." Chorus: Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song [Eminem] Brain damage.. Way before my baby daughter Hailey I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin And had me in the position to beat me into submission He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin' me and I couldn't breathe He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!" The principal walked in (What's going on in here?) And started helpin him stomp me I made them think they beat me to death Holdin' my breath for like five minutes before they finally left Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools "This is for every time you took my orange juice, or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin' you back bully! Now once and for good." I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. Made it home, later that same day Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!? Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!) She beat me over the head with the remote control Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?" [M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son" [E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!" Took it and stuck it back up in my head Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck Chorus: Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song [Eminem] Brain damage.. It's brain damage.. I got brain damage.. It's brain damage.. It's probably brain damage.. It's brain damage.. Brain damage.. I got brain damage.. [Top]
IF I HAD (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Life.. by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle Put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities And disguises, to hide their true colors So just when you think you close enough to be brothers They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'll make them same friends come back around Swearing that they was always down What is life? I'm tired of life I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins I'm tired of committing so many sins Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins Tired of never having any ends Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins Tired of not having a deal Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel Tired of drowning in my sorrow Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off I'm tired of jobs startin' off at five fifty an hour Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk I'm tired of using plastic silverware Tired of working in Builders Square Tired of not being a millionaire But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick Without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store I'm tired of not having a phone Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on Tired of not driving a BM Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum Tired of not being on tour Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns Tired of being stared at I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me Saying they wasn't feeling me when nobody's as ill as me I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives" But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick Without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out Robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss You know what I'm saying? I'm tired of all of this bullshit Telling me to be positive How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive? Know what I'm sayin'? I rap about shit around me, shit I see Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'? But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'? Just fed up That's my word [Top]
97' BONNIE & CLYDE (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Come on, hey hey, we goin' to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat. Where's Mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk, Oh, that smell, dada must have run over a skunk. Now I know what you're thinkin' It's kind of late to go swimmin' But you know your mama, she's one of those types of women- Who does crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit, Don't play with daddy's toy knife, honey, let go of it And don't be so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you wanna help dadda build a sand castle? And mama said she wants to show how far she can float, And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch it don't hurt, Her was eatin' dinner while you was sleepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy, isn't she, we'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we? Just the two of us (sung) repeat 8-9 times There's a place called heaven and a place called hell, A place called prison and a place called jail, And dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one, 'Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a brother do ya? (Na) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better, I'll explain it to ya. But for now we'll just say that mama was real, real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad But I still feel sad that I put her in time out, Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out I told you it's okay, hey hey, wanna baba? Take a night-night, nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga Humma goo-goo caca, dad'll change your dighty, Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty. You're dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water, '97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter. Just the two of us (sung) Wake up sleepy head we're here, Before we play, we're gonna take mama for a little walk along the pier. Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea, Mama's too sleepy to hear you screamin' in her ear, That's why you can't get her to wake, But don't worry, dada made a nice bed for mama at the bottom of the lake, Here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her footsies then will roll her off the dock. Ready now, here we go, on the count of three, One, two, three...weeeeeeeeee There goes mama splashin' in the water, No more fightin' your dad, no more restrainin' order, No more step dada, no more new brother, Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her, We'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk, But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk, Just the two of us (sung) [Top]
ROLE MODEL (M. Mathers/Dr. Dre/Mel Man) OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin'? I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed A main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! [Top]
MY FAULT (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) * Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song * [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault [Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up With first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin' who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) Told me she was goin back into usin' again (Nah!) I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin C'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door* "Who's in the den?" [R] "It's me and Kelly!" "My bad, (sorry) let's try another room" [G] I don't trust you! "Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods [G] Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab "Oh dag!!" [G] What? "I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!" [G] Huh?! Chorus: {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (I'm Sorry!) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault "Yo Sue!" [G] Get away from me, I don't know you Oh shoot, she's tripping.. [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin' major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop cryin', I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out She said, [G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure! I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin' my t-shirt" (Let go!) "Would you calm down you're startin to scare me" She said, [G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin' to the plant, look! We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate Chorus: {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (Whoops!) I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (It was an accident!) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin' a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?" [D] Well it depends on how may you had "I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol" [D] She's gonna die dude "I know and it's my fault!" [D] My God!!! Chorus: {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world (I'm sorry!) Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (What do I do?) I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead! Oh my God! Susan wake up! Oh God... [Top]
COME ON EVERYBODY (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um... twelve My favorite color is red, like the blood shed From Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs until my show I just remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it I freestylin' every verse that I spit Cuz I don't even remember the words to my shit I told the doc that I need a change in sickness I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas wish list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this Come on everybody, get down tonight (8X) I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end Cuz I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck" I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry (But Eminem this is your record release party!) I'm bored out of my gord So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage And if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit Come on everybody, get down tonight (8X) Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy So I told em I was Mike D, It was like (gee I don't know, he might be!) I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert I'll be standin by the Loch Ness monster, peace out" Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out till I started bustin freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick Made a couple of crank calls collect "Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset Come on everybody get down tonight (16X) [Top]
ROCK BOTTOM (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Ah yeah, Yo! This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck Verse One: I feel like I'm walking a tight rope Without a circus net I'm popping percasete I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect But I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in the grass spineless Chorus: That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear Verse Two: My life is full of empty promises And broken dreams I'm hoping things will look up But there ain't no job openings I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play Cause when we die we know were all going the same way It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan When all you need is bucks to be the man Plus a luxury sedan Too comfortable and roomy in a six They threw me in the mix With all these gloomy lunatics Walk around depressed And smoke a pound of ses a day And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play Live half my life and throw the rest away Chorus: That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame That means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em I'm screaming like those two cops when 2Pac shot 'em Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em? Cause I never went gold of one song I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn Chorus: That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear [Top]
JUST DON'T GIVE featuring Frogg (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Intro: Frogg Whoah! A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah This is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background* And check out the man he goes by the name of er... Verse One: Eminem Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin' at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, while we comin' out in the open I'm doin' acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin' dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin' up quick to strip your cash Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass Bitch, I'm comin' out swingin', so fast it'll make your eyes spin You gettin' knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson The proof is in the puddin', just ask the Shawn Holman I'll slit your motherfucki'n throat worse than Ron Goldman Chorus: So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin' Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Verse Two: Eminem I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin' Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!) Extortion, snortin', supportin' abortion Pathological liar, blowin' shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin' your dead body inside of a fuckin' trash can With more holes than an Afghan Chorus: So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin' Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Verse Three: Eminem Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!) I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin' like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin' up while this record is spinnin' Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin' the jaw, I'm flippin' the sacred treasure I'll bite your motherfuckin' style, just to make it fresher I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin' bosses bitchin' while I'm washin' dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin' a headrush Doin' too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again I'm goin 'up over the curb, drivin' on the median Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in Chorus: So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin' Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Outro: Eminem Hey, fuck that! Outsidaz.. Pace One.. Young Zee.. [Top]
AS THE WORLD TURNS (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Chorus: I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now Yes man As the World Turns We all experience things in life Trials and Tribulations That we all must go through When someone wants to test us When someone tries our patience [Eminem] I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool,takin' a shit in a warm pool They threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god it's you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike away Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started transformin' (RARRRR!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her hair Drug her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop Chorus: I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now As the World Turns These are the days of our lives These are the things that we must go through Day by day [Eminem] We drive around in million dollar sports cars While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the courts Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was 'bout to roll this next blunt But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your money And don't try nothin' funny Cuz you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to grab my gun Thats when her ass put it on me Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass doors Started causin' a scene Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank God I was smokin crack all day And doped up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I wanna kill her But so I gotta catch her first Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in And shot her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the room Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well come out now She said "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) Come here bitch! Come here! Take this motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, come here! Chorus: I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now I dont know why this world keeps turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now And as we go along Throughout the days of our lives We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday That we must go through These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere Every day Every single day the world keeps turning [Top]
I'M SHADY (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?) Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world (Slim Shady), so come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (Ow) Think I've got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (Uh, oh?) Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin (Slim Shady) I'm Shady I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like And this is how I am in real life I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (Uh huh) How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet So bring the money by tonight Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife She ever saw in her life (Help me help me) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin (Slim Shady) I'm Shady I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Aw that shit is wack) Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (What????) People don't buy shit no more they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make your business public So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject (Uh huh) And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed Don't do smack, I do do shrooms Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup) And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin (Slim Shady) I'm Shady I told you I was Shady Y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm Shady And that's my name [Top]
BAD MEETS EVIL (M. Mathers/R. Montgomery/M. Bass/J. Bass) featuring Royce Da 5-9 [Intro] [Cowboy] I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop em Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen Got murdered in cold blood That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine [Eminem] I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH) Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said [Royce] Who hard? yo I done heard worse We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds That of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the devil Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations Collaborating, attemptin' to take over the earth [Eminem] Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither) We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three amounts When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off Cuz I can't find a decent vain [Royce] The disaster wit dreds I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough To kill my soul after I'm dead When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter Cuz I serve any stranger wit money I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains While slippin' bullets at point blank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you Whippin human ass, throwin' blows crackin jaws Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass I'm blazin' MC's, at the same time amazin' MC's Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin' to me From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche And bust till volcanoes erupt [Interlude] *phone rings* Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you) STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!! [Eminem] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah) I'm the one who burned your house down (oh) Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [Royce] (Eminem) Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel (We'll be waitin') See you in hell Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye) Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time) [Cowboy] And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil Two of the most wanted individuals in the county Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens It's too bad they had to go out the way they did Got shot in the back comin' out of that ol' saloon But their spirits still live on till this day Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that? [Footsteps and windblowing] [Top]
STILL DON'T GIVE (M. Mathers/M. Bass/J. Bass) [Eminem] A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..Hell yeah I'm afraid of death I don't want to die yet A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil.. that I do all types of.. retarded shit Look, I can't change the way I think And I can't change the way I am But if I offended you? Good Cause I still don't give a fuck I'm zonin' off of one joint, stoppin a limo Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint A lyricist without a clue, what year is this? Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this Livin amuk, never givin a fuck Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck But I smoke dope in a cab I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!) A killer instinct runs in the blood Emptyin' full clips and buryin guns in the mud I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein' operated on I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time Chorus: For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS [Eminem] I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles And pull you apart from both angles I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins And bust open like broken water mains So tell Saddam not to bother with makin' another bomb Cause I'm crushin' the whole world in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on") I get a master ticked with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (Shittin on rappers) Causin' hospital accidents God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again Chorus: For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS [Eminem] I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!) Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin' some bugged twitches I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes Never ran with a click - I'm a posse Kamikaze, strappin' a motherfuckin bomb across me From the second I was born, my momma lost me I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place My worst day on this earth was my first birthday Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage? Fuck, I was born during the earthquake Chorus: For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS [Top] ------------------------------------------ Source: blunted@eudoramail.com, www.lyricshq.com, shamor@stratos.net, dcs6@acpub.duke.edu, dj.flash@pobox.com, bristow@mediaone.net, darnoc20@aol.com, justkidding2@hotmail.com, kid2001@earthlink.net, mchakko@bilbo.bio.purdue.edu, Nature2QBC@aol.com Back to Pop/Rap/R & B Page