Darkness Falls

Scully: Oh, *brain* sucking parasites.
Mulder: Come on, Scully, it will be a nice trip to the 
        forest.

Mulder: And I told her it would be a nice trip to the forest.

(Looking at a picture of 30 or so loggers.)
Mulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
Scully: Right, what am I looking for?
Mulder: Anything unusual, unlikely, unexplainable...
        boyfriend?

Scully: What kind of insect could have gotten a man all the 
        way up in a tree?
Mulder: The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I think I'm gonna suggest we sleep with the lights 
        on.

Spinney: These obviously are not your ordinary bugs.