E.B.E.

Scully: ...Those lights the driver saw may have been swamp 
        gas.
Mulder: Swamp Gas?
Scully: It's a natural phenomenon in which phosphene and 
        methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, 
        creating globes of blue flame.
Mulder: Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs.

Langley: Is this your skeptical partner?
Frohike: She's hot.
Byers: You don't believe that the CIA, threatened by a loss 
       of power and funding, because of the collapse of the 
       cold war, wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back?
Scully: I think you give the government too much credit. I 
        mean, the government can't control the deficit or 
        manage crime, what makes you think they can plan 
        and execute such an elaborate conspiracy?
Frohike: She *is* hot.

Deep Throat: And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly 
             hidden between two truths.

Scully: Mulder, the truth is out there, but so are lies.

Scully: Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met. 
        I don't know how you could think that what they say 
        is even remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think its remotely plausible that someone might 
        think you're hot.
(They both smile)	

Mulder: Some of their ideas are down-right *spooky*.

Byers: Vladamir Cherernofski, the leader of the Russian 
       Social Democrats, he's being put into power by the 
       most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
Mulder: Barney?

Byers: That's why we like you Mulder, your ideas are weirder 
       than ours.

Mulder: I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't 
        speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me 
        to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine.