Gender Bender

Scully: There's something up there, Mulder.
Mulder: Well, I've been saying that for years.

Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. And I saw you about to do 
        the wild thing with some stranger.

Mulder: Now, this... that's... west.
Scully: What does the map say?
Mulder: That we should be there already. (Mulder wads up and 
        drop kicks map)

Mulder: What the hell were you doing back there?
Scully: I don't know.
Mulder: You *don't know*?