Roland

Mulder: How was the wedding?
Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the 
        dog bit the drummer?
Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?
Scully: May-be.

Mulder: You've got a brother, don't you, Scully?
Scully: Yeah, I have an older one and a younger one.
Mulder: Have you ever thought about calling one of them all 
        day and then the phone rings and it's one of them?
Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to 
        lower my long distance charges?
Mulder: I believe in psychic connections.  Closest of all 
        between family members.
Scully: Ok, but in this case one family member has closer 
        ties to a frozen fudgesicle than he does to his 
        own brother.

Scully: Ok let's go. I have to call my brother.