Away with John Major

Written age seven, and no longer topical

To the tune of away in a manger.

Away with John Major,
Vote Kinnock instead!
For we've run out of money, and NHS beds.
The children are hungry,
Our home's repossessed.
The Conservative party
Continues with zest.

Written later, and it shows

The cattle are glowing,
The foetus awakes.
Poor Mister Hague faces Major's mistakes.
We're right behind Mandy, for all he is gay.
So chuck Gordon Brown out, and jack up Pete's pay

We love the dear Tony,
Bless us with a look,
And help us remove each Conservative shmuck.
Bribe all the dear voters that you need so much,
For we're so fed up we will vote for Lord Sutch!

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