This book is not for the faint of heart. If you read it, you might even end up like me, interested in the foibles of humanity. That's a drag, because you will come to realise we float over an abyss, and to take one wrong step is fatal.
And we are wearing blindfolds.

guess - 10/24/00 10:21:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Lucy_Skywalker_82
Number of Earwigs: none but my collection of dead potato bugs is interesting...
Fave RPGand character, if you play: amber/Jess (RIP)
Political leanings, if any: about .8 radians
Would you kill to avoid death?: see ian's entry
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: not as high as you
Definition of fun: anywhere but here

Comments:
get in touch... I'm supposed to be your best friend, but we've spoken once in the last 2 months!

What I am called - 10/15/00 17:24:47
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber/Benedict
Political leanings, if any: Existentialist Anarchist
Would you kill to avoid death?: I might commit suicide to avoid my own
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Nearly as clever as you
Definition of fun: Exchanging banter with nubile 19 year old maidens

Comments:


Elizabeth - 09/30/00 18:51:41
My URL:http://www.rays.outride.com
My Email:rays_girl@hotmail.com
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Midnight
Definition of fun: she took her daddy's car and she cruised by the hamburger stand

Comments:
clytAemnestra - you missed out the Almighty bit.

Roger - 09/21/00 16:46:52
Number of Earwigs: 1000 and counting
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber, william
Political leanings, if any: Wulfism
Would you kill to avoid death?: You Know the awnser 2 that
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 1 and counting
Definition of fun: Fish

Comments:
FishFISh Fwibble fwibble rotate that fish

- 09/12/00 15:51:11
My Email:fhjk123@aol.com
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber, favorite char is in another game. Her name is Crystal Diamond-Heart
Political leanings, if any: constructionist
Would you kill to avoid death?: yes
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: depends on the day and the gm
Definition of fun: rpg

Comments:
I am in my first Amber game and am having loads of fun. I used to complain that it was to much work. I just wanted to show up, roll dice and kill things. What's with all this writing stuff? Now I can't write enought. My husband complains that the does 't have wife anymore. A.

Louise Watson-Carver - 08/04/00 06:31:13
My Email:barrendur@aol.com
Number of Earwigs: 42
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber Diceless/ Avalon, shapeshifting son/daughter of Corwin
Political leanings, if any: Aberrant
Would you kill to avoid death?: In a heartbeat
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: I KNOW I'm clever
Definition of fun: Somewhere between "fantasy" and "fuck"

Comments:
You're a twisted individual; definitely the sort of person who should be running an Amber campaign. But one petty quibble; you advertised your site as having Trumps, and while I may have been looking in the wrong places, I didn't find any.

rottwellier - 07/13/00 00:52:30
My URL:http://geocities/chokethechaplain
My Email:thearsebandit@hotmail
Number of Earwigs: sufficent
Fave RPGand character, if you play: megadeath
Political leanings, if any: left wing
Would you kill to avoid death?: merrily with rocket powered grenades every time
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: nearly 200
Definition of fun: rocket powered grenades and the idea that by coating yourself in vegtable oil you become bulletproof to them

Comments:
more power to mee hahahahahahahahahaha

Morrolan - 07/10/00 12:42:14
My Email:edrien-morrolan@mailcity.com
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Ezekiel
Political leanings, if any: My own devious ends
Would you kill to avoid death?: You know me...
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: About 174 I think...
Definition of fun: No Comment

Comments:
Hello Diana, how are you? Ill send you an email, coz I don't know if I got the eregnor address correct...

Rob - 06/28/00 02:04:38
My Email:rperry@skynet.ca
Number of Earwigs: None
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber diceless--Nicolas
Political leanings, if any: Try to avoid leaning. Bad for posture.
Would you kill to avoid death?: Kill who?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 148 last time I checked. Is it really important?
Definition of fun: Too broad to encapsulate.

Comments:
Skimmed your site. Looking forward to reading campaign logs. Involved in e-campaign now on new site. You might find it interesting. Drop me a note if you want the site.

Jim - 06/14/00 19:59:59
My URL:http://www.wizard.net/~jghiloni
My Email:jghiloni@wizard.net
Number of Earwigs: How many wigs would an earwig ear if an earwig could ear wigs?
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber: Bleys // AD&D 1st Ed.: Elsceron my Half-Elven Fighter/Mage
Political leanings, if any: Can't we all just get along?
Would you kill to avoid death?: Who's death and who do I get to.. err have to... kill?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: IQ9
Definition of fun: Strip Gaming

Comments:
Hey Diana.. I'm having a great time in your Brotherly Love game, though I'm concerned that if Bleys doesn't get laid soon, I'll start losing Good Stuff or experience or something...

Various things, (mostly polite) - 06/10/00 19:15:54
My Email:sapphireunicorn@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: 16
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Everway, I'm Vendetta Samurai
Political leanings, if any: Conservative
Would you kill to avoid death?: of course. who wouldn't?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Last time i took an IQ test the results were negative
Definition of fun: Music, drink, and a large amount of friends

Comments:
I love the page, especially the humour. Where abouts can i get the Amber books?

Prosper - 06/08/00 17:05:28
Number of Earwigs: none
Fave RPGand character, if you play: amber
Political leanings, if any: pro-human
Would you kill to avoid death?: perhaps
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: unknown
Definition of fun: life

Comments:
Hello. I am number 2102, a respectable number I think. I am starting an Amber adventure for kicks. The setting will be a Gunslinger/Amber combo. The Gunslinger series, written by Steven King, is tale of a world 'moved on' and a descent story; although, I never finished it and Zelazny's style trounces King's. I will have Amber ruled by the royal houses of Amber rather than elder amberites, most of whom will be dead I think. Anyway, I came here through the Golden Circle page as I scaven ed for ideas. I'm waiting for the man who is purchasing my Impala to arrive. Good day.

Matt - 05/09/00 05:20:49
My Email:journeyman333@aol.com
Number of Earwigs: 42
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber...what else! Sidrick, son of Reanna, Oberons eldest Daughter.
Would you kill to avoid death?: If I had to, yep.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: ummm...180 I think. Depends on the particular test though.
Definition of fun: Reading, running, fishing, boffing.

Comments:
Hi. Maybe I'll fill out another one so I can make some intelligent comments, later.

Patrick van der Poll - 04/11/00 12:11:49
My URL:http://ppoll.8m.com/
My Email:ppoll@casema.net
Number of Earwigs: I'm not that hungry
Fave RPGand character, if you play: AD&D (Forgotten Realms), Eyevory Watcher of Helm (sp)
Political leanings, if any: You can learn someting from politics?
Would you kill to avoid death?: How can you do that: Killing implies death
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: The test gave 179 and with that score I have shown IQ tests don't wor
Definition of fun: A room lit with candles, beer, snacks, a PHB and some dice :-) OR nice fencing tournament somewhere in Europe

Comments:
How did the photo's from Canterbury develop?

Peeeeeeeet - 03/25/00 01:58:27
My URL:http://wwwwwww.com
My Email:munki1@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: .5
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Fwank
Political leanings, if any: Do not vote..... ever!
Would you kill to avoid death?: Probably
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Undetermined 1 Definition of fun: CENSORED

Comments:
Cooool site

- 03/24/00 15:48:45
My Email:ants_p@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: 42
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber (duh) Lord Boron of House Lemin
Political leanings, if any: Most machiavellian
Would you kill to avoid death?: just try to stop me
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: enough
Definition of fun: owt

Comments:


Richard Burns - 02/23/00 12:53:56
My Email:rmb@dcs.ed.ac.uk
Number of Earwigs: 2 (one for each ear)
Would you kill to avoid death?: hmmm
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: variable

Comments:
amazing what you can find by typing random names into a good search engine (google.com). Actually I found your father's first. Oh and about that counter it goes up every time you refresh the page. From the one you knew as Burns.

amanda - 01/08/00 20:15:26
My Email:amanda99farrell5@netscapeonline.co.uk
Definition of fun: mates r fun

Comments:
think your page is cool and i think u siut ian to a tee hes a laff let him spoil u

Adam "The Fossil" Melzak - 11/30/99 23:27:24
My Email:melzak@cc.umanitoba.ca
Number of Earwigs: Burrrp...Hmmmmm Eaarrwwwiiggss
Fave RPGand character, if you play: GURPS Horror, Call of Cthulhu
Political leanings, if any: |||///_ _ _ thud
Would you kill to avoid death?: Live to kill, dont kill to live
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: If you have to ask....
Definition of fun: Strip Bridge outdoors in a Winnipeg winter

Comments:
mane mane tekel uparsin

Rob Lucas - 11/22/99 23:42:17
My URL:http://home.wirefire.com/lucas/sacul.html
My Email:rob@wirefire.com
Number of Earwigs: I lost count after the accident with the turtle.
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber! Prince Cerberus or Arathorn of Korusk.
Political leanings, if any: Right. As in not left.
Would you kill to avoid death?: Only to avoid death? Bummer.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 145 or so
Definition of fun: Spending time with my daughter.

Comments:
Great site! Anyone who loves Amber can't be all that bad. "I like all Amberites, except maybe Julian."

Val Conder - 05/20/99 00:15:35
My Email:conderv@earthlink.net
Fave RPG and character, if you play: Shadowrun/Space 1889/Stalking the Night Fantastic/Amber
Political leanings, if any: Moderate Conservative.
Would you kill to avoid death?: mine or another's? I might have killed those two kids in Colorado if it would have saved their victims...
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: somewhere between 1 and 200. Not clever...just weird
Definition of fun: sharing time with friends...

Comments:
Sorry about the problem of boiling it down to one fav game...There are several I enjoy. The main prerequisite is a good GM. That can make all the difference. My fav game at the moment is a Space 1889 game I'm in...As a history major I love the chance t change things...hopefully for the better. So far we've helped prevent two major wars, and a very unpleasant future, improved relations with Mars, and have Fu Manchu very upset

Rolfe Bergstrom - 03/03/99 05:08:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Station/4341/index.html
My Email:kashmeria@twrol.com
Number of Earwigs: 7, one in each ear
Fave RPG and character, if you play: Amber, MY favorite character is named Ninian, but lately I've been enjoying the redheads and that sneaky Random
Political leanings, if any: green/radical/jessethebody/anythingotherthandemocratorrepublicanandyouvegotmyvote
Would you kill to avoid death?: My death, no. A friends...never been in the situation to have to choose.
Definition of fun: tonite, it was your fencing page

Comments:
By the serpent's eye, you've got a lot of S E X going on in that campaign log! Not that I'm complaining, it's certainly healthier than bloodshed. Not a half bad idea, either, I think I should slow down the breakneck plotlines in my campaign and see what d lliences occur. Might be fun. Hmm... so far all that we've seen in my game is the Parachuting Narwhal getting raped by it's adoptive aunt. I bet Esmerelda will come out of the closet if we give her half a chance. Wow, thanks for the ideas!

Gillian Warren - 01/19/99 16:11:05
My Email:Morannon10@aol.com
Number of Earwigs: 0. My ears are warm enough without having to wear a wig.
Fave RPGand character, if you play: N/A
Political leanings, if any: 45 degrees to the horizontal
Would you kill to avoid death?: Who's Death ?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: I Queue for buses.

Comments:


Alan Mulroy - 01/08/99 14:48:46
My Email:alan.t.mulroy@snapon.com
Number of Earwigs: 1 for each
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber: any of my own
Political leanings, if any: Anarchy is against the law
Would you kill to avoid death?: If I did, I wouldn'r be avoiding it, now would I?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 1/2 as high as I think it is
Definition of fun: Sending love letters with someone else's name and picture to men in prison

Comments:
Llewellyn is really a woman in drag, isn't she?

EJO - 01/07/99 15:14:24
My URL:http://what?
My Email:rays_girl@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: 0, but 4 Beatles.
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Midnight
Political leanings, if any: Blair is a robot. I hate Blair. Think I'll vote something worthwhile - have you tried yogic flying recently?
Would you kill to avoid death?: Pos. In a fight I think so. But I hope it never comes to that. There is a time to live, and a time to die.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 154 when I was 4. I'd like to know what it is now - last test was inaccurate. But I'd really like to know Diana's. I could join Mensa too.
Definition of fun: The Fun if a ftar that fhinef in the fky.

Comments:
Hare Krishna. Let's go. I'm jealous of Midnight. God save the Queen. (deepbreath)

Queen Victoria - 01/07/99 15:03:27
My Email:qvicky@buck.house.co.uk
Number of Earwigs: 2 - one for each ear
Fave RPGand character, if you play: yer wot?
Political leanings, if any: matriarch. monarchy.
Would you kill to avoid death?: my justices will see to that.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: it's rude to ask the Queen's IQ
Definition of fun: we are not amused

Comments:
Growl.

Richard - 12/08/98 09:49:44
My Email:rp8990@bris.ac.uk
Number of Earwigs: many some where they get curried if they slow down
Fave RPGand character, if you play: The grim reaper he comes to us all
Political leanings, if any: Yes I lean
Would you kill to avoid death?: I'd kill for any good moral reason
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: n/a space not big enough
Definition of fun: Going out for a drive after midnight

Comments:
Any one reading random web pages and helping fill them in needs there head seeing to.

Richard - 12/08/98 09:44:30
My Email:rp8990@bris.ac.uk

Comments:


Hannah (Singular) - 11/26/98 10:20:33
My Email:h_burton@yahoo.com
Number of Earwigs: aleph nul squared
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Huh?
Political leanings, if any: Monster Raving Looney Party when I'm in a good mood, Satan when I'm more angelically inclined
Would you kill to avoid death?: Why does murder require an excuse?
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: minus infinity to the power of pi plus point zero two seven (to three decimal places)
Definition of fun: Whats that?

Comments:
''Some say I'm possessed by Satan, I would say Satan is possessed by me.''

Ezekiel - 10/18/98 17:22:15
My URL:http://www.aol.com
My Email:Flaim1000
Number of Earwigs: N/A
Fave RPGand character, if you play: MYSELF
Political leanings, if any: To my own ends
Would you kill to avoid death?: Of course
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 173
Definition of fun: Murder & You

Comments:
DEATH TO ALL AMBERITES !!!!!!! DEATH TO BENEDICT !!!!!!!!

Terry The Viking - 10/18/98 17:20:06
My URL:http://aol.com
My Email:flaim1000@aol.com
Number of Earwigs: n/a
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Not yet
Political leanings, if any: To the right of Atilla the Hun
Would you kill to avoid death?: yes
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 10
Definition of fun: You

Comments:
If life was a bed of Roses, I wouldn't lie on it

10/16/98 08:24:33
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks. If you do mail he bunny, be sure to tell her, from the site owner, that if she had asked, I would have put a link in. Ed


Uncle Pete - 07/09/98 22:14:21
My Email:peteprobst@rmplc.co.uk
Number of Earwigs: 2 - just above my ears
Fave RPGand character, if you play: who?
Political leanings, if any: paint a shark blue and I'll vote for it
Would you kill to avoid death?: especially school children
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: I'm the lucky one in the Probst family, I was born with a less than mensa brain
Definition of fun: 110mph in TR6 with Genesis at 110 decibels

Comments:
Smile' it's easy!

Kara Townsend - 07/02/98 18:26:24
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

Elizabeth - 06/07/98 10:23:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Station/9804/index.html
My Email:skywalk82@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: pi ^2 I think...
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber - Jessica (featured on your page)
Political leanings, if any: OMRLP, who else?
Would you kill to avoid death?: um, I think Jess would, I don't know about myself.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 200 ish? dunno
Definition of fun: rock & roll, a nice bloke and copious amounts of chocolate icecream

Comments:
hi Diana!

OMRLP is the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Katherine - 05/28/98 14:51:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SiliconValley/Horizon/6942/
My Email:kmp21@cam.ac.uk
Number of Earwigs: 27 under your bed. Tidy your room.
Political leanings, if any: Yes
Would you kill to avoid death?: Yes
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Higher than yours
Definition of fun: Misery Melancholy Sadness and Woe

Comments:
I meant the one about tidying your room

Diana's Dad - 05/25/98 02:52:10
My URL:http://www.probst.demon.co.uk
My Email:john@probst.demon.co.uk
Number of Earwigs: mostly in Diana's bedroom
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Thelonius, a monk in the Friar Tuck tradition
Political leanings, if any: Ghengis Khan was a pinko wimp
Would you kill to avoid death?: Yep
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Not as high as Diana's
Definition of fun: Signing Diana's Guestbook

Comments:
Diana is a witch (really) - she was born in her caul which is a sure sign in traditional literature. She is also mesmerisingly annoying but since I'm her Dad I'm stuck with it. As for me I'm positively barking mad :)) Tee Hee

Bronwyn - 04/27/98 19:58:07
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Marina/8085
My Email:bronwyn@reddoor.sonnet.co.uk
Number of Earwigs: I don't tend to count
Fave RPGand character, if you play: Amber, and definitely Brion!
Political leanings, if any: none
Would you kill to avoid death?: yes! I'm a true Amberite at heart!
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: 150 ish I think
Definition of fun: ask Brion!

Comments:
Less than two days after writing this, she dumped Brion. Ed

Roger - 04/07/98 18:15:15
Number of Earwigs: Not sure
Fave RPG and character, if you play: William, Amber - Of Course!
Political leanings, if any: D'oh
Would you kill to avoid death?: If it was Diana, yes.
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: Not sure - can't count that high.
Definition of fun: Playing Amber with Diana - I am a sad bastard, aren't I?

Comments:
"Urbble urbble urbble, flubble ubble -" Kerthud

Elizabeth "Preppie" Gould - 01/21/98 11:31:28
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Marina/3282
My Email:Skywalk82@hotmail.com
Number of Earwigs: N/A, I keep sea monkeys
Fave RPG character and URL, if you play: Jessica
Political leanings, if any:I am Looney Party head of losing the propaganda posters
Would you kill to avoid death?: no
IQ. This is for those who think they are clever.: (0.)9999999999999999
Definition of fun: fun

Comments:
Please do not use my embarrassing nickname on the web, but otherwise it's a cool site!

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