The 11 Commandements of CasCon

And the Enforcer said, "Let there be an expanse to seperate the facets of Foxmail," and it was so! The normal facet he called "Student Issues," and the Insane facet he called "CasCon." And he was soon thereafter kicked off because his time was up.

From the Bible according to Geoff

#1. Thou shalt speak no sense. (Speaking no sense is NOT the same as senselessness).

#2. Should thou decide to speak sense, refer to commandment #1.

#3. Thou shalt speak nothing offensive. (Nothing profane or resembling profanity. Nothing refering to sex or sexuality. Not even vague allusions.) [NOTE FROM THE CONTROLLER: Body function humor is also strongly discouraged. Be more creative, folks!]

#4. Thou shalt have no other conferences before CasCon.

#5. Thou shalt not demean, defame, disfigure, disturb, destroy, dismember, or otherwise discombobulate the Supreme Controller. I am the Enforcer.

#6. Thou shalt take nothing personally, nor shalt thou mean anything personally.

#7. When thou beist on CasCon, thou shalt have fun!!!

#8. The rules are subject to change at the discretion of the Supreme Controller and the Enforcer, and may be changed without notice.

#9. Failure to comply with the smallest letter of these rules will result in swift, cruel, and unusual punishnment, CasCon style.

#10. Thou shalt not spam. (post long, repetitious messages.) I am the Enforcer.

#11. Thou shalt let dead strings stay dead!!!!!!!!!!! I am the Enforcer.

#12. In the interest of the sanity of the moderators, thou shalt not post any more than one large message a day. I am the Enforcer.

Yours truly,

Madman "The Enforcer"

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