Do not adjust your
television screen. This is not a test.
WARNING: There are
included in here a lot of inside jokes which you may not get...don't
worry, I don't get them either sometimes...=)
You have entered the land
of the zany
the loony
the utterly absurd!!!
You have entered the land of
CASUAL
CONVERSATION!!!
Panic!!!
Here in that crazy world that we at George
Fox University call CasCon, anything and everything can and will
happen. People go crazy. The stars don't align just right. Dogs howl
at the sun. Cats play the tuba -- out of key. Flying toasters whiz
overhead and are caught and eaten by rabid sandwich cookies.
In other words, reality left some time ago and decided it liked it
better outside anyway.
We tend to be a roudy bunch, with tons of
inside jokes that never quite make sense. This page is dedicated to
those weird and stupid folks who actually have joined us in that
world of insanity and decided to stay there.
So, if you're a Foxy-George type person, look in on our mess...you
may want to join us later on. And if your some lousy mortal coming in
for the ride, my deepest apologies.
***Semi-Legal notice that serves no purpose
other than to be silly***
The people of CasCon and Foxy-George
University claim no responsibility as to the contents of this page or
any other, nor do they claim responsibility for the effects it may
have on the simpler mind. If you are prone to nausea, lightness of
the head, dizzy spells, epilepsy, drooling, fatigue, insessant
scratching of the eyebrow, or other such ailment, feel free to
continue. If not, then proceed at your own discretion. It's your own
fault if this messes you up in the head...
***End completely useless, non-legal
note***
A note about us CasConites...we don't like using our real
names...instead, we hide behind pseudo-creating masks that we call
aliases...
I am Trisket, the mighty
wonder-chicken, the Slayer of Toasters, Bounty Hunter for the true
Empress of the Space Time Continuum, son of a hairy swamp monster,
Spider-Slayer Supreme, and the
Wanna-Be-Love-Yeti-Replacement-In-Training.
In our halls you may also find such wonderful people as:
Angela Bergerson
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Shell
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Current Queen/Controller of CasCon, successor
to Lal. Recovering ex-spinner, self-proclaimed Cynic.
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Geoff Haug
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Madman
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Enforcer of CasCon, and resident psychopath.
The only person on Cas Con with more personalities than
Trisket. Proposed to be merely a pigment of Trisket's
imagination.
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Allison Malakowski
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Al, the Dutchess of TP
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TP=Tisa/Pepper, not Toilet Paper. I made this
mistake before. Known for having long conversations with her
roommate, online, while sitting next to said roomie.
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Pepper Bring
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Encyclopedia Bring
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Roomie to Al, known for searching the internet
for useless facts. Claims to be the Internet master,
although Trisket could run laps around her.
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Ben Boyer
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Arithon
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Former roommate to Trisket, current shnookums
to Al, the Dutchess of TP. Resident Invading Alien and
Time-traveller. Considered armed and footed.
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Angela Ward
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Woozy
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Despite appearances, she did not gain this
name due to her current physical temperment. That was last
year.
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Tony Fidanzo
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Itallion Pon...Stallion
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Resident blow-hard. (*grin*) A strange freak
who considers himself worthy of the term 'stallion.' His
only accepted titles, approved by the Enforcer, are "Cretin"
and "Pony-boy."
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Joshua Smith
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Trisket
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Current leader of the Followers of the Yeti.
Weilder of the Mighty Love Club, and the Spider-slaying
Henry's Bottle. Maintainer of the Casual Conversation
homepage.
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Loren Jones
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Satler
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Self-proclaimed Cynic. Known for saying
"Doh-hohoho" at random points. Resident computer geek, and
friend to Trisket and Hiccup*. The only non-freshmeat-style
freshman on CasCon to date.
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Nathan Dunkin
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Morty
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Not quite sure who this freak is...how'd he
get in here?!?! (Known for his expressions of brotherly
love)
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Brooke Wilson
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Snoopy
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First recognised convert to the Followers of
the Yeti. Scientist-supreme of CasCon. Co-creator of the
Class-One Love Valentine.
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Sarah Miller
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Beatrice
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Married to the now graduated Nappy. Known for
long periods of silence, followed by various Borgian
statements in multiples of Andy.
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Jenny Guy
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~Shimmer~
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The mistress of Music on Cas Con, alongside
Hiccup*. Royal piano player, and voice of (*gas*) sanity in
our twisted world.
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Matt Ross
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Romeo
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Man on the grassy knoll when Cupid was shot
down. Famed Benedict to the dreaded Cynics, after falling
for Repunzel.
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Annette Nelson
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Lal
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Former Queen of Casual Conversation. Stepped
down to avoid heart failure, as well as loss of insanity.
Self-proclaimed 'temp-Cynic'.
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Rebecca Bailey
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Hiccup*
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Resident window-shatterer, and little sis to
Trisket. Known for her shoe-shopping exploits.
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Matthew Gustafson
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Duckbrownoser / Nameless
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The man who fell quickly to the ways of the
Duck Side of the Farce. Poor fool.
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Jason Martin
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Emporer Razimoomoo
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A recently fallen despot who tried to take
over our fair realm.
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Lindsay Stratton
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Rinji
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Roomie to our current Queen. Known for her
statement: "I will NOT get addicted to Cas Con!"
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Julie Mennegea
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Mouse
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A woman who by no means fits the description
her name suggests. Current leader of the Cynical Movement.
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Chuck Hackney
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The Alaskan Love Yeti
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The one who originally forged the Love Club,
and the man who began the movement that would later morph
into what is called the "Followers of the Yeti." A man who
'loved love.'
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Nathan Miller
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Nappy
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Also known as Unther the Navigator, and
Napoleon. Married to Beatrice. General annoyance and
self-proclaimed Emporer of the Space/Time Continuum.
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Kristine Jackson
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Kitty
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Former roommate of Lal, and general
psychopath, known for shedding fur wherever she went, due to
her *cough* adorable hairstyle. Known for being an awesome
person and an even better CasConnite.
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Andrew Miller
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The Cynic
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The bane of all those who consider Love to be
a good, honest thing. Also a good source of coffee.
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Matthew Budelman
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Geek
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Local kilt-wearer. Known for cross-dressing,
wearing makeup OUTSIDE the theatre, and laughing out loud
whenever possible.
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Glenn Plant
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Frankenstien / Svengali
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Known for the inability to spell any sort of
normal word over 6 letters, as well most under 6 letters.
Former ruler of the legions of the dead.
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James Winkleman
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Maverick
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A one-year CasConnite who thought that going
to another school would be cool...
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Hildi Meier
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Raven / Hil'dai
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Oh where, oh where did the Hil'dai go? Why did
she leave us? No one knows...
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Kirsten Lindsay
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Mennoly the Masterharper
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Still goes here, but refuses to post. Probably
got scared away by the Freshmeat. Known for her protection
of the Endangered Flying Toaster.
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Joseph Notter
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Beet
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the not-so-crazy guy who rarely if ever posts
on CasCon
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Shane Pilo
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Spilo
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who couldn't think of a cool alias, and so
used his name...geez...
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Brian Herling
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Awkward
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The Ogre of CasCon, who left to do the dreaded
h-word (Homework).
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Andrew Lindstrom
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Auntie C. Nile
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A strange little man who had problems figuring
out his gender
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Christina Reagan
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Repunzal
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Shnookums to Romeo (when last I checked), and
resident long-hair.
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And if you think that there is no meathod to our madness....you're
pretty darn close...
--Our rules, terms, and other stupid stuff
--And here are some fine examples of our work:
Come back often, and if you have anything you think is worthy of
CasConndomness...send it to me at
jdsmith@georgefox.edu.
Drop by anytime...
OKLADYILOVEYABYEBYE!!!!
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The contents of this page are original works of Joshua
Smith, and cannot be
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