CasConitical Terms

Cretin: 1. A person who angers the Enforcer. 2. An uncivilized person. 3. A freshman with delusions of grandeur. 4. A moron who posts a serious message. (This moron cannot be the Enforcer).

Cynic: 1. A person who always sees the worst side of the coin. 2. A CasConite so bent out of shape about the opposite sex that the mere thought of love makes him/her sick. 3. A very smart person who knows what he/she's talking about. :-) [Note from page owner: This was written, of course, by a cynic. I do not follow this particular definition]

Detail: 1. A minute (and usually meaningless) point of a large concept. 2. What de person who gets on de horse backwards steers with.

Enforcer: 1. Geoff Haug. 2. The person allowed to dub people Cretin. 3. The co-moderator.

Golden Kumquat: 1. A reward benevolently bestowed upon deserving Casconites by the gracious Supreme Controller. 2. A type of armor worn by the True Knight.

Narf: 1. A term used to outlaw certain CasCon behaviors. <<I hereby narf the pulling of Andy's. >> 2. A yellowish-brown marsupial found only on Tasmania, which resembles a small hyena.

Royalty: 1. Any one of the number of egotistical despots who can be found lurking about CasCon. 2. Figureheads, allowed to think they're royalty by the benevolent moderatorship.

Velveeta: 1. Reprocessed American Cheez. 2. Part of Sharlee's nickname. 3. A way of life promoted by some of the Cretins on CasCon.

Yeti: 1. A large, hairy, male monster known for wearing leather and various shirts depicting Alaskan Landscapes. 2. Used to define a date-less person who refuses to give up on love. 3. One who repetitvely uses phrases a la Pepe le Pue (Or however you spell it) 4. Forger of the Love Club. 5. One who "loves love."

Any terms/defenitions that you feel should be added should be sent to the enforcer's box with a five dollar check for the processing fee.

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