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![]() 40 FACTS ABOUT MEN 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? 2. Why are men so happy? 3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man than for a women? 4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,
who would reach the ground first? 5. How are men like commercials? 6. How do men exercise at the beach? 7. What do you call a man with half a brain? 8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? 9. What did God say after creating man? 10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? 12. If men got pregnant .... 13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? 14. What is gross stupidity? 15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? 16. How do men sort their laundry? 17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4,000 stereo in it. 18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? 19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35
think of? 20. What should you give a man who has everything? 21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? 22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? 23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? 24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? 25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? 27. Why do bachelors like smart women? 28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 30. What is the thinnest book in the world? 31. How do you get a man to exercise? 32. What's the difference between a typical man and E.T.? 33. Why are dumb blonde jokes one-liners? 34. What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? 35. What's a man's idea of foreplay? 36. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? 37. What's the difference between an intelligent man and a U.F.O.? 38. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? 39. Why do jocks play on artificial turf? 40. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This beautiful background set is from Bimsan Web Graphics ![]() ![]() [Home] [East] [West] [South] [The Land Beyond Time] [e-mail] [Guestbook] |