People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

QUIZ

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THE QUESTIONS
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1. You are walking to your significant other's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which will take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get their house, short or long?

2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your significant other, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two).

3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your significant other or go get them yourself. Which do you do?

4. You go up to your significant other's room, but nobody's there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?

5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your significant other go to sleep in separate rooms. In the morning (when its time to wake up) you go in their room and check on them. When you arrive, are they awake or asleep?

6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain road or the longer, more interesting road?

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NOW THE ANSWERS
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1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return. For example, if you chose 18 red and 2 white, you give 90% and expect 10% in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your significant other, then you like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves. If you went to get them yourself, then you are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.

4. The placement of roses determines how much you like to see your significant other. Placing them on the bed means you like to see them a lot, while placing them on the windowsill means that you are alright with not seeing them as much.

5. This is representative of your attitude towards their personality. If you find them asleep, you love your significant other the way they are. If you find them awake, you expect them to change for you.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone. If you chose the short road, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the longer one, you will tend to stay in love for a long time.

PERSONALITY TEST

On a piece of paper, number from 1 to 11. Vertically

In the spaces for numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you want.

In the spaces for numbers 3 and 7, write the names of two guys you know (or girls, if you are of that preference).

In the spaces for numbers 4, 5, and 6, write the names of any person that you know (this could be friends, family, etc).

In your remaining spaces (8, 9, 10, and 11) write four different song titles.

Scroll down for the key to your test......

....Here's the key:....

Numbers 1 and 2 determines how many people you must distribute this letter to and the numbers of days that you have to do it. In other words, if for number 1 you wrote "14" and in number 2 you wrote "7", then you've got 14 days to give this test to 7 people. This is just for the fun of it and obviously not necessary

Number 3 is the person the you love deeply.

Number 7 is the person that you like, but it can't/won't work out.

Number 4 is the person that you care about the most.

Number 5 is a person that knows you very well, if not better than anyone.

Number 6 is your lucky star.

Number 8 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 3.

Number 9 is the song that expresses your feelings toward number 7.

Number 10 is the song that says what is on your mind.

Number 11 is an expression of how you feel toward sex.

CANDY! CANDY!

If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following which Would you choose?

BABY RUTH
3 MUSKETEERS
BUTTERFINGER
SNICKERS
HERSHEY'S

Ok - now that we have your choice, this is what research says about you!!! and no....you can't change your mind once you scroll down....!!!!!!

So think carefully, what your choice will be!!!!
h m m . . . . . . d e c i s i o n s . . . . . .

BABY RUTH - Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need a little treat like an ice cream cone at the end of the day.

3 MUSKETEERS - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre.

BUTTERFINGER - Smooth articulate, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time.

SNICKERS - Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you. But you are a practical joker - others should be cautious in shaking hands!

HERSHEY'S - Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt and get gushy if held too close.

ANOTHER MATHS QUIZ

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!!!
It only takes 30 seconds.

Work this out as you read.
Don't read the bottom until you have worked it out.!!!

1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to go out.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1748.
If you haven't, add 1747.

6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born.

SEE BELOW:

RESULTS:

You should now have a three digit number:
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to go out each week).

The second two digits are your age!!! It really works.
This is the only year (1998) it will ever work,
so spread this around by mailing this to everyone you know.

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