May 22, 1999
I was watching "Friday the 13th: Part VIII - Jason Goes to New York," and I thought to myself it is amazing what lake silt can do to a corpse. Jason drowned as a boy and emerged a grown man that killed people. It was like he was a grain of sand that entered an oyster's delicate mantle and it covered it with secretions. After he was exposed to some toxic material, it melted the silt and stuff away and there was a pristene little boy underneath. I think there is a scientific discovery in this.
June 1999
I swear I will add the ones for June some time in this millenium. I wrote them down on a piece of paper, but I haven't gotten around to typing them up.