Doris laughs. "Yes, Lady Luck is a fickle mistress. No telling whom she'll favor."
"Any insider tips on how to get on her good side? Then I wouldn't need hard work or spells. I'd just think about my request, then kick back and let all my heart's desires tumble into my lap." You sigh wistfully.
"Actually," Doris says, "I do know a few inside tips on how to court Lady Luck."

You
quickly scramble for a pen and paper to write down The Secret as told to
you by a Witch Who Knows.