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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. Anatole France
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. Joan Klempner |
I 'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. Joel
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As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. Leonardo da Vinci
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feck·less
adjective. 1. Lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective. 2. Careless and
irresponsible.
They were alike in good dispositions, feckless
morals, and personal appearance. They were the models of the Sunday-school. At fifteen
George had the opportunity to go as cabin-boy..
What is Man? and Other Essays of Mark Twain.
By Twain, Mark (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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Beauty may only be skin deep, but what
we do to ourselves to achieve this has often been dangerous. The problems in the 1990's
with silicon breast implants is well known. Being beautiful at any price is not exclusive
to the NOW culture. In the early years of the 20th century injections of paraffin were
used to smooth out wrinkles in the face. By the 1920's we discovered the error in this
treatment. The injections worked for a time. After a period of time the paraffin perfused
the face and caused ugly disfigurement. The treatment involved large scale excision of the
paraffin infested areas. Facial wrinkles have been a lasting problem of beauty. The Duchess of Newcastle used oil of vitrol to scrub her face. Oil of Vitrol is a substance that is more corrosive than battery acid. Lady Montague used muriatic acid in a '60 per cent solution' to carve away the years from her face. This acid is used to clean stain and paint from bricks and masonry. Sources: The Mammoth Book of Oddities - Frank O'Neil
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A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had
made her coffee! She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When
she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in her cup.
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer
five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry
ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling
people out of the mud night and day."
Two poodles were
chatting. A man needs a heart transplant
and is put on the top of the priority list. Days are passing by, but there is still no
available compatible heart. As death becomes imminent, his doctor presents him with a
possible life-saving alternative. A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five
year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the
children could properly witness the service.
THE HARMONICA Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the
TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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