Art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.
"What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?"
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child."
"Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"
Great Logic
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
Suspicious Spouse
Sometimes partners are overly suspicious of their spouses. When Adam
stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with
other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on
earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by
someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
True Story
From: bsellers@cneti.com (Billy & Sharon Sellers)
A true story as told by mom- Sharon Sellers:
My son Derek came home from school one day and told me that this girl and boy in
his class was going to french kiss. He said do you know what french kissing
is? I said "yes, do you?"
He said "Yeah, it's kissing in tongues?".
Doctor's Advice
The doctor recommended a running schedule of ten miles a week for a
patient. After a week, the patient called, "Doc, I'm seventy miles away now. What
should I do now?'
Think About It!
How come kids always complain when told what to do, but when given the
opportunity to make up their own mind, they complain?
-- Lulu from Melbourne, ?
"There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." --Henry
Adams
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
The happy people are those who are producing something; the bored people are those who are
consuming much and producing nothing. ---- William Ralph Inge
Ever notice how a 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
The age of some people is like the speedometer on a used car. You know it's set back, you
just don't know how far.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against
you.
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