Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their
fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
paper, he calls it a sermon... and it takes
eight people to collect all the money!"
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another
minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone
so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,
"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had
to!"
Auto Humor :
Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying
to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike
the car behind her. This went on about 2-3 minutes. I walked over to see if I could
somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not
going to use them once in a while ?"
My daughter-in-law bought a brand new super fancy Japanese sports
car. I think she's gotten a little carried away though in caring for it. Nobody's allowed
to get in it unless they take off their shoes first.
Say What ?
A woman hires a man to do some work around the house. "I want you to
paint the porch out front ", she instructs.
The man goes out the front door and returns in 20 minutes. "All finished", he
announced.
" How in the world can you be done in such a short amount of time?" she asks.
"Well I am," he snapped. "And by the way, that 's not a Porsche, that's a
Ferrari."
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