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Today's Quotations – GRACE

 

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What is grace? It is the inspiration from on high; it is the breath, fiat ubi vult; it is liberty. Grace is the spirit of the law.

–  Victor Hugo

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Grace is nothing but the heavenly light, which from the depths of the Divinity diffuses itself over the rational creatures.

–  M. J.  Scheeben 

 
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Grace is the germ of glory; it has the potencies of the beatific vision within it.

Fulton J. Sheen

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The grace of God is the good which God puts into each concrete situation over and above all that man can do or even imagine.

 Henry N.  Wieman

 

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Grace is nothing if not the final power; and power is force if it is not grace.

–  John Oman

 

Today's Short Words of  Wisdom



Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Mark Twain

 

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  Today's Word – MÉTIER 
   

 



mé·tier noun. 1. An occupation, a trade, or a profession. 2. Work or activity for which a person is particularly suited; one's specialty.  Synonym forte

Therein lies my metier, and it is just possible that it may be of some service in the investigation which lies before us. There are one or two minor points which were brought out in the inquest, and which are worth considering.

SHERLOCK HOLMES
THE BOSCOMBE VALLEY MYSTERY
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary

 

Today's Fact

 

  
 


The
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Why is the right side of a ship known as the starboard side?

In the time of the Vikings, ships were steered by long paddles or boards placed over the right side of the ship. In Old English these steering boards were called "steorbords." One can see how this name evolved into the word starboard that we use today. At one time the left side of the ship was called the larboard side. The origin of this word is Scandinavian. Early merchant ships were always loaded from the left side. In the language of Scandinavia, lade means load and bord means side. Thus the word larboard was used to mean the left side of a ship when one faces forward. The British Admiralty ordered port to be used instead of larboard to prevent confusion with starboard.

SOURCE:  Handy Science Answer Book- Visible Ink Press


And God said, "Let the waters swarm with fish and other life. Let the skies be filled with birds of every kind." So God created great sea creatures and every sort of fish and every kind of bird. And God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:20-21 (NLT)

 

 

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April 25, 1599

Old NEWS is History


Oliver Cromwell -
(1599-1658)

The chief leader of the Puritan Revolution in England was Oliver Cromwell. He was a soldier and statesman. He joined with the Puritans to preserve Protestantism and the law against the tyranny of King Charles I. Cromwell was made lord protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland in December 1653. This made him the virtual dictator of England. He held that office until his death five years later on September 3, 1658.

A Puritan was one of who wished to "purify" the national church of England of its remaining Roman Catholic elements.

Oliver Cromwell was born on April 25, 1599, at Huntingdon, in eastern England. His father was a well-to-do farmer. As a boy, Cromwell was educated in Huntingdon by Thomas Beard, an outspoken Puritan. Cromwell later attended the predominantly Puritan Sidney Sussex College, University of Cambridge, and studied law in London. In August 1620 he married Elizabeth Bourchier and returned to Huntingdon to manage the estate of his late father. As a member of Parliament for Huntingdon in 1628, he criticized toleration of Roman Catholic practices in the Protestant Church of England. King Charles dismissed this Parliament the next year and for 11 years ruled as a despot without calling Parliament at all.

Finally in 1640 the king was forced to call Parliament again. Cromwell was once more a member of this Parliament. At this time the conflict between King Charles I and the Puritans had reached the crisis stage. He became important to the Puritan cause because of his strong religious beliefs and the vigor with which he defended civil and religious liberties against the king. The people, particularly the Puritans, were gradually aroused to seek the overthrow of the king's unchecked rule. When civil war broke out in 1642 between the Puritan-dominated Parliament and the supporters of the Crown, Cromwell was quick to perceive that religious fervor could produce the fighting spirit that won battles. He then raised a regiment of cavalry to fight on the Parliamentary side. His men were full of religious fervor, each soldier carrying a Bible as an important part of his equipment. With this force he gained recognition as an able commander during the early phase of the war.

Cromwell would not allow Roman Catholics in his army, but he accepted devout God-fearing believers from all the Protestant churches. For the time in which he lived, this was considered religious tolerance. His commitment to the Puritan cause colored his whole career as soldier and statesman.

As the civil war dragged on, Cromwell became more and more prominent. He won an important and decisive victory over the king's forces at the battle of Naseby in June 1645. King Charles, left almost defenseless, gave himself up early in the following year to the Scots. Because Charles was a Scot, he thought he could come to some agreement with the English Parliament. The Scots, however, turned Charles over to the English. England was now ruled by the army and by that part of the Parliament of 1640 that was loyal to the Puritan ideals. This remnant, the "sitting" members of Parliament, was jokingly called the "Rump." Both the Rump and the army came to feel that Charles was so untrustworthy and autocratic that he must be eliminated. Cromwell was finally won over to this belief, and the king was tried and beheaded in 1649.

The Rump proclaimed the whole of the British Isles a republic under the name of the Commonwealth. Cromwell as commander in chief of the army, dismissed the Rump in 1653 when it fell out with the army. Not long after, he became the head of the Commonwealth under the title of lord protector. For the next five years he ruled the British Isles. Toleration was granted to all Protestants. The Jews, who had been legally banned from the country for more than 300 years, were allowed in England again and permitted to carry on their worship privately. Cromwell's vigorous foreign policy and the success of the army and navy gave England prestige abroad such as it had not enjoyed since the days of Queen Elizabeth I.

Cromwell's rule was not a long one. He died peacefully in his bed on September 3, 1658. The office of protector passed for a few months to his son Richard. His son was unable to retain the power. Much that Cromwell fought for was swept away in 1660 when the Stuart rule was resumed by Charles II. Charles II had Cromwell's disinterred. The body was hanged as that of a traitor, his head put on a pole mounted above Westminster Hall, and his body buried at the foot of the gallows. All that he worked for, however was not in vain. The British developed more liberal views in both church and state, the example of Cromwell and his protectorate was not forgotten by them.

Sources: Microsoft(R) Encarta(R) | Compton’s Encyclopedia

 

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

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Wise Lucy
 

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist.

She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "I'm a Christian." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Lucy why she is a Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My Mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."


Truisms?

*A bank manager is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is
shining, and who asks for it back when it starts to rain.

*A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a
group decide that nothing can be done.

*Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the
men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his
mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles)

*A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me
with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must
be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,
provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
I must be a God!

*A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

*All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.

*Always and Never are two words to always remember never to use.

*Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

*An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

*Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. (Mignon McLaughin)

*A scientist knows more and more about less and less till he knows
everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less and less about more
and more till he knows nothing about everything.

*As I said before, I never repeat myself.

*A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them.

*A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

From Pat Nordman


The Perfect Gift

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniverary. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she eager opened it -- to find a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."


In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.

"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."

"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."

"How's that?" the lawyer asked. "I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"

(Shared by Antonio Oliveros Fernandez via HUMOR Digest)


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Spot.

 



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