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I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
Abraham Lincoln
pro·di·gious adj.
1. Impressively great in size, force, or extent; enormous: a prodigious storm. 2.
Extraordinary; marvelous: the young Mozart's prodigious talents. 3. Obsolete. Portentous;
ominous.
"One of my leadership techniques is my power of observation, combined with
a prodigious memory," Carpathia said.
Left Behind
Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
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Sources for the Amphibian - Frog series include: Encyclopedia of Reptiles and Amphibians - Editors: Dr.
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A FEW SMILES Real Talent
The next day, the frog hops into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says no, so the frog hops away. The next day, the frog hops into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender say, "No, I don't have any grapes, and the next time you ask, I'll nail you to the wall." So the frog hops away. The next day, the frog hops in and asks the
bartender, "Do you have any nails?" the bartender says no, so then the frogs
says, "Well in that case, do you have any grapes?" The President
goes to School Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if
anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One little boy stands up and
offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car
came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY." Source:David A. Rinke II / Funny Pages Mailing List Hard Workers A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he
watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three
feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While
one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old. The men
worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the road. "I can't
stand this," said the man tossing the can in a trash container and heading down the
road toward the men. A Psych Lesson A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. A Couple of Short Ones Q. What does a pig put on sunburn?
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