Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of
it
E. B. White
Never try to catch two frogs with one hand.
Chinese Proverb
Once I was a tadpole, in the beginning of the begin;
Then I was a toadfrog with my tail tucked in.
Then I was a monkey in a banyan tree; Now I'm a professor with a Ph.D
Anonymous
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it
won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff
could happen and it could be like ambitio
Jack Handey
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the
rest of the day
Unknown
All men are not slimy wart hogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some
insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy wart hogs can ruin it for the
others.
Cynthia Heimel
e·thos noun. The
disposition, character, or fundamental values peculiar to a specific person, people,
culture, or movement:
"They cultivated a subversive alternative ethos"
Anthony Burges
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long." Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman : I know. First one : How? Second one : My dog told me.
SOURCE: ZONDERVAN PUBLISHING HOUSE E-MAIL ALERT SERVICE Time To Smile A teacher was testing a young student's math progress and read the following problem: "Michael delivers groceries. One day he delivered three bags to Mrs. Brown, eight bags to Mr. Gomez and four bags to Miss Harrison. How many bags did Michael deliver that day?" Her student pondered a moment and replied: "All of them." SOURCE: ZONDERVAN PUBLISHING HOUSE E-MAIL ALERT SERVICE Time To Smile TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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Have A Great Day ! Phillip Bower |
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