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Time is an herb that cures all diseases. - Franklin |
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Whatever passes away is too vile to be the price of time, which is itself the price of eternity. - Massillon |
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Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. -
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en·nui noun
Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom: "The
servants relieved their ennui with gambling and gossip about their masters" (John
Barth). Synonym boredom.
During my youthful days discontent never visited my mind; and if I was ever overcome by
ennui, the
sight of what is beautiful in nature, or the study of what is excellent and sublime in the
productions of man, could always interest my heart, and communicate elasticity to my
spirits.
Frankenstein.
Mary Shelley
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Today's' fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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All mantids are slow in their
movements. Their flight is labored, on wide, short wings. Their gait on four legs is slow
and combined with much rocking of the head and body. Though their ambulation is slow and
seemingly awkward, the lunge with the spiny forefeet as it reaches for its prey is
lightning fast. The captured victim is held tight in the spiny claws while the mantid
consumes it with its chewing mouthparts. Sources: |The Handy Science Answer Book - Visible Press | Audubon Nature Encyclopedia |
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It is said that the following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. : MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one
sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who
lives with him cheap. An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur
decides to go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part of town, paint
brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a large house. Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English
university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other
students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to
visit him. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start
bragging about that new car he bought as soon as he gets back" Forgive Me for the Blonde Joke - You can substitute whatever. Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead,
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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