Golf Humor
One day, Moses, Jesus, and a distinguished gentleman went golfing. Moses went first. He pulled back the club then swung forward and hit the ball. It was a beautiful shot, but it fell right into he lake. "No problem," Moses said, and he parted the water, walked out into the middle, and hit the ball out of the lake onto the green.
Jesus went next. He hit the ball and it went sailing into the air, but it fell into the lake, just like Moses's ball did. Jesus shrugged and walked out onto the water, where he hit the ball into the hole.
Then, it was the distinguished gentleman's turn. He hit the ball, and, just like Moses's and Jesus's shots, it fell into the lake. But, just as it was about to sink, a huge bass surfaced and swallowed the ball. As the fish was about to go back into the water, a hawk swooped down and grabbed the bass in its talons. The bird flew away with its prey, but just as it flew over the green, a bolt of lightning struck the hawk, and it dropped the bass. As the fish fell onto the ground, the ball rolled out of its mouth into the cup for a hole in one shot. Jesus turned to the distinguished gentleman and said, "Dad, if you don't stop doing that, we're not going to let you play with us anymore."
Tony White P/P Engineering , Northwest Airlines
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