- Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit.
- Good communication skills - Spends lots of timme on the phone.
- Average employee - Not too bright.
- Exceptionally well qualified - Made no major blunders yet.
- Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date.
- Active socially - Drinks a lot.
- Family is active socially - Spouse drinks, too.
- Quick thinking - Offers plausible excuses.
- Careful thinker - Won't make a decision.
- Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it.
- Expresses themselves well - Speaks English.
- Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice.
- Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else.
- Trustworthy - Can't prove you've stolen from me yet.
- Good Worker - I'll find out what your job is one day.
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