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- If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
- If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
- If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do you get baby oil?
- If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
- If con is the opposite of pro. is Congress the opposite of progress?
- Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
- Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why don't doctors stop practicing?
- Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
- Why do they sterilise the needle before lethal injections?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
- Why do Americans need a drivers licence to buy liquor when they can't drink and drive?
- Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
- Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is prohibited?
- Why does it take FIVE working days to clear a cheque with a bank? Before computerisation it took just THREE!!
- When dog food is "new and improved" tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- You know that indestructable black box that is used on aeroplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- What would Geronimo say if he jumped from a plane?
- What do chickens think we taste like?
- How does the guy that drives the snowplough get to work?
- What hair colour do they put on the passport of a bald person?
- Is it okay to use AM radio after noon?
- What do they call a male ladybird?
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