A Man with Small Parts Won't Break Girls Hearts
Or Your Guide to Finding a Man Who Will Stay Faithful
 
Some say that it's not the size, but what you do with it that counts. Utter rubbish. Size matters – and not just his manhood.
    Scientific research shows the size of the men attached to it, and that of women who'd like to be attached to it, is important.
The size and shape of the mate we hanker after reveals the truth not only about our sexual preferences but our peculiarities as well. So if you've ever wondered why you always lust after toweringly tall men, or go potty for pot-bellies read Sarah Hedley's guide to size:
 
FOR HER :
Your passion: SMALL TESTICLES
What it means: He'll be faithful
Size fact: You may not place too much importance on the size of a man's testicles, but perhaps you should. US research suggests that if you want monogamy, small is best, whereas bigger swingers seem genetically pre-programmed to spread their seed far and wide.
What you need: A man you can trust, more than a man who turns heads.

Your passion: TALL MEN
What it means: You're sex mad.
Size fact: According to research from the University of Northumbria, men who are taller than average will have higher levels of testosterone and a higher libido.
What you need: Women who want a lot of attention both sexually and emotionally will be drawn to this type of man.

Your passion: BIG BELLIES
What it means: You're looking for acceptance.
Size fact: Psycho-sexual physician Dr Andrew Stanway says: "Men who pump iron all day are likely to be too preoccupied with their own bodies to share their lives in any satisfactory way."
What you need: The woman attracted to a cuddly man is seeking an accepting, generous guy who brings a lot to a relationship.

Your passion: LONG LEGS
What it means: You want to mother your men.
Size fact: Psychologists believe women who are attracted to men with long legs, reminiscent of an adolescent boy's often hold a strong nurturing instinct.
What you need: A man who will depend on you.

Your passion: BIG MUSCLES
What it means: You're the life and soul of the party.
Size fact: According to British expert in physical attraction, Dr Susan Marchant-Haycox, women drawn to men with athletic build are likely to be very active and sociable and are attracted to those they believe can keep up.
What you need: A party animal who needs as little sleep as you.

FOR HIM :
His passion: TALL WOMEN
What it means: He's a greedy show-off.
Size fact: "Men who, like Tom Cruise, prefer taller women, have more obsessive, compulsive, exhibitionist personalities," says Dr Marchant-Haycox.
    They are achievement- orientated and pursue taller women in the same way they desire all aspects of their life – including cars and salaries – to be bigger than others.

His passion: SMALL BOOBS
What it means: He can iron his own shirts.
Size fact: A US study showed that men who preferred smaller boobs tend to be more independent than those who opted for large orbs.

His passion: BIG BOOBS
What it means: He's loud.
Size fact: According to Dr Marchant-Haycox, "Men who like curvaceous women with big breasts are extrovert and confident.\2 Apparently without this confidence they would be intimidated by suchlarge symbols of female sexuality.

His passion: HOUR-GLASS FIGURES
What it means: A University of Texas survey found that men unconsciously calculate a woman's waist-to-hip ratio, and as long as there is an 8 - 12 inch difference, they will find her figure attractive.
    High levels of œstrogen determine this sort of figure and men attracted to small waists subconsciously want a woman who is young, healthy and fertile, but not already pregnant so that he might sow his seed.

His passion: WOMEN OF SIMILAR PROPORTIONS
What it means: He's primitive.
Size fact: According to GST (Genetic Similarity Theory), those who are drawn to people of a similar build are looking for a partner who will offer little generic interference with their own.
    In other words, they want to keep their gene pool as pure as possible.

 
The Sun newspaper printed this article on Thursday 26 April 2001 and it was seemingly prompted by the film 'Bridget Jones's Diary. Hope you found it entertaining and/or informative at the least.

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