Sunday, November 01, 1998
North Hollywood Nudist Colony is visited by a Green Martian.

It was reported that Donaldo, friendly green space alien, was actually the owner and proprietor of the clothing optional colony at the time of his abduction by an invading spacecraft. Eyewitnesses tell of his being taken aboard the flying saucer while sandblasting a redwood sign (in the buff). After an absence of nearly two weeks, he has returned as a Martian clone. Apparently, he has befriended Wesley, a local member who frequents the Nudist Colony and both are enjoying a productive, clothes free afternoon.

Next Report: Giant Mollusk