HUMOR Digest - 7 Dec 1996 to 8 Dec 1996

Date: Sat, 7 Dec 1996 10:26:04 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Blonde Joke Revenge

"Brunette" Jokes or Blonde's Revenge
                Part 1 of 2

* Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
   It doesn't show the dirt.

* Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?
   Fisher-Price

* Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ?
   The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

* Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
    It makes it easier to for them to read their T-shirts.

* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
    It matches their mustache

* Why is the color brunette considered evil ?
   When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch ?

* How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
   Check her for a pulse

* What is the most frustrated animal in the world ?
   A brunette rabbit

* Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
   It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day

* Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls ?
   Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

* How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair ?
   With a rake

Disclaimer: I refuse to take credit or blame for these rebuttals. They were forwarded to me
                  by a female blonde friend who lacked the nerve to send them out and "requested"
                  (upon threat of severe pain/injury) that I do so.

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