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HUMOR Digest - 14 Dec 1996 to 15 Dec 1996
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 1996 07:55:35 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Misc Humor
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.
When he was asked the reason for his haste, he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."
A neurotic is simply a person who worries about things that didn't happen in the past, instead of worrying about something that won't happen in the future, like all us normal people
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence "If you can read this, you're too damned close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes madam," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters ?"
"Braille," she replied.
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