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HUMOR Digest - 10 Jan 1997 to 11 Jan 1997
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 04:26:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Some Misc Thoughts
* I usually don't give any woman a 2nd thought. The 1st one usually covers everything !!!
* Nothing is more wasted than a smile on the face on a Playmate centerfold.
* I've nothing against 90's women, Honest !!!
But I think wash and wear bridal gowns are a bit much.
* I've found that women are the chief cause of men's lying.
They insist on asking too damn many questions !!!
* I was once kicked out of a nudist colony.
They said I had too much on my mind.
* My new secretary must be absent minded.
She left her clothes at the office, and took me to the cleaners.
* I'm not easily attracted by a girl's mind;
rather by what she doesn't mind.
* I met this girl who said I could fill a void in her life.
It wasn't until later I found out she meant her clothes closet.
* Remember guys -- a vasectomy means
never having to say you're sorry.
* I'm always ready to go to bat for a woman.
But I must admit, it's nicer, if she has the right kind of curves.
* It's always very hard to keep a good girl down --
but, lots of fun trying !!!
* You've all heard the expression, "There's an exception to every rule."
Oh Yeah ? Well how come there's none to that rule ???
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