HUMOR Digest - 15 Jan 1997 to 16 Jan 1997

Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 03:01:29 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women Trio

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return.

One time the wife had had enuff and actually pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model's door and just kept ringing the bell.

When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I would like to know why it is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here."

"Well sweetie," the model purred, "All these interruptions sure ain't helping none either."

Since hitting the big time, the super-model had become aloof and quite distant from her past. Seated in her usual highly visible place in the latest trendy hot-spot, a young man stopped at her table. She gave him a look of disdain, and then looked away.

"Hey Lola, don't you remember me ? It's Ted. Just 5 years ago when you were just about ready to give up on breaking into the fashion game, and you asked me to marry you."

She returned an icy gaze back, and said, "Oh. And did you ?"

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?"

Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions."

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