HUMOR Digest - 18 Jan 1997 to 19 Jan 1997

Date: Sat, 18 Jan 1997 02:34:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: How Men Think

Men who are getting on in years should console themselves with the thought that when they're too old to set bad examples, they can always start giving bad advice.

Two advertising execs were having lunch and talking. The young trainee said to the older, wiser man, "Where has Charlie Harris been hanging out ? I haven't seen him for a while."

The Senior Exec replied "Haven't you heard ? Charlie went to that great agency in the sky."

"Good Lord," replied the junior man, "You're kidding me, right ? What did he have ?"

"Oh, nothing much," replied the elder exec, "A small toothpaste account and a couple of discount stores, but nothing much worth going after."

Two hunting buddies were sloshing thru the Everglades in Florida looking for whatever game they could find. Suddenly the one grabbed his foot and screamed. His friend rushed over and said "What's the matter Pete ?"

Pete, trying to stand on one foot and hold the other, said thru teeth gritted in pain "A damn alligator just bit off one of my toes."

"Oh man !" exclaimed the other, "Which one ?"

"How the hell would I know you damn dummie ?" yelled Pete, "Those stupid alligators all look the same to me."

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the actress Sharon Stone.

"I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got ?

"My wife" said the other with a heavy sigh.

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