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HUMOR Digest - 19 Jan 1997 to 20 Jan 1997
Date: Sun, 19 Jan 1997 12:55:38 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Boys and Men
Two little boys were engaging in the time honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world.
"My Father is better than your Father !"
"No, he's not !"
"My brother is better than you brother !"
"He is not ! He is not !!!"
"My Mother is better than your Mother !"
A long pause ensued...
"Well, I guess ya got me there. I've heard my Father say the same thing more than once."
An hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in West Virginia, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.
"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing.
"Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile.
"Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on at once at get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?" he thundered.
Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh ?"
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice was little more than a hoarse whisper.
"Bill darling," she breathed. "I've got a confession to make before I go... I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house ... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I'm afraid I was also the one who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion..."
"That's all right dearest; don't give it a second thought." said Bill. "I have a small confession too. I'm the one who poisoned you."
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